Bad joke inbound.

[LhommeBaguette]

So this magician is performing onstage in Madrid.
He says to the audience: "For my next trick, I'm going to disappear on the count of three"
So he starts counting "Uno, Dos..."
And then he disappears without a "Tres."

 

[AndrewW]

So this magician is performing onstage in Madrid.
He says to the audience: "For my next trick, I'm going to disappear on the count of three"
So he starts counting "Uno, Dos..."
And then he disappears without a "Tres."

Oh boy....

 

[NCxDragon]

*Slow clap*

 

[Chidori]

Good joke

but did you hear about the dude who got his left arm and left leg cut off?

its okay because hes all right now

 

[Grounded Justice]

How about reading that book on anti- gravity

It's impossible to put down

 

[The Mast]

I'm disappointed to have cracked up for a second, but to bring an old JB joke back

What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel

 

[FlowerBoy]

Not gonna lie I kinda chuckled to that :w00t:

 

[Saber]

but, he disappeared before the three, so he was lying when he said he would disappear at the three

 

[RaGeFX]

Wow lol

 

[Ballerd]

Ummmm I don’t know what to say WutFace

 

[Cascsiany]

What is Forrest Gump's email password?
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