Pyro?

Sonec

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One thing I really enjoy about TF2 is the fact that all the classes are very diverse. It has a Russian, a German, a Texan, an Australian, etc...

But what the heck is the Pyro??

My guess would be Mexican, but there's really no way to be sure with that mask on. What do you think?
 
i have no idea...
mexican? could be? i dont know haha i personaly like him being like nothing haha. sets him apart even more then the others
 
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i have no idea...
mexican? could be? i dont know haha i personaly like him being like nothing haha. sets him apart even more then the others
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Good point. I thought it would be funny if they did a "meet the" for him and explained how he played with matches as a kid.
 
Scout - USA
Soldier - USA
Heavy - Russian
Demo - Scottish
Engineer - USA
Medic - German
Sniper - Australian
Spy - French

Pyro... hell?
 
I'm hoping it turns out that the pyros a 50's housewife in a rubber, flame-retardant suit...now THAT is hot. ;)
 
through my extensive research of tf2 class gegeology i have found out that the pyro is in fact japanesse. If you would look at the japanesse flag you would see a rising sun, sun = fire. also the melee weapon for the pyro is an axe, while the ax is a firemans ax fireman refers to fire which leads back to the flag, which is a favorite among yakuzaa (japans mafia) gangsters. furthermore, the taunt when the pyro cups his hands and shoots a fireball refers to a Dragon Ball Z move known as kame hame ha. And dragon ball z is in fact a japanesse tv show.
 
through my extensive research of tf2 class gegeology i have found out that the pyro is in fact japanesse. If you would look at the japanesse flag you would see a rising sun, sun = fire. also the melee weapon for the pyro is an axe, while the ax is a firemans ax fireman refers to fire which leads back to the flag, which is a favorite among yakuzaa (japans mafia) gangsters. furthermore, the taunt when the pyro cups his hands and shoots a fireball refers to a Dragon Ball Z move known as kame hame ha. And dragon ball z is in fact a japanesse tv show.

Dragonball Z????? Dood thats totally a Street Fighter move.
 
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i have no idea...
mexican? could be? i dont know haha i personaly like him being like nothing haha. sets him apart even more then the others
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Good point. I thought it would be funny if they did a "meet the" for him and explained how he played with matches as a kid.

Haha. "Meet the Pyro" transcript: (Totally stole this from Valve's SEKRIT FIELZ)

MASHASHANANANANASHANANANA. MASHAHAHAHAHANANANANANA.

MUFURRNURRNURRSHANAFURRSHANURR.

*flamethrower sound effects*

SURRNURRNURRHURRMUFURRSHANANA.

MURRRRDUUUURRRC!

*healing sound effects*

*murloc sound effects*

*pyro removes helmet to reveal he's a murloc from world of warcraft*
 
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