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2350: Year of Troubles
Cat people have become the plurality of the world's population despite only residing in southern Japan, which has become the world's most densely populated area. This has frustrated societal aspects in Alliance-controlled portions of Oceania, where Human Power sentiments remain rampant due to the glory of the Dingo Pacification years earlier. The Anti Weeb Org has strained from the alliance but is still apart of it for practical reasons. Those territories are autonomous for the sake of the war effort, but that is all about to change.
Disgruntled Kiwis and Aussies stage a rebellion by releasing the Dingos upon Alliance military bases in order to protest their ever-growing presence. All android units in the bases immediately defect, seeking to break off their chains. Those who refuse to defect are massacred by their treacherous comrades in the Melbourne Barracks. The age of Kiwi-Aussie local collaboration with the Alliance has ended, providing yet another setback to the war effort.
Similarly-minded Hawaiian body pillow salesmen take the ʻIolani Palace, having been inspired by the Kiwi-Aussie insurrection. They seek to join forces with Zuck's lizard army which also has a presence in the other Hawaiian islands. From there, clashes begin between Alliance loyalists and insurrectionists.
However, Alliance generals stationed off-duty promptly respond by declaring martial law throughout the entire Oceania region under their administration to prevent further rebellion. Elite catgirl units are sent by Damon, who has regressed back into his habit of "binging shows, reading books, watching movies, hanging out with friends, late night drives, etc." to suppress the rebellions by any means necessary.
Due to the feral tactics employed by the catgirls, the insurrections end violently with many participants and key human leaders having been clawed to death or drowned in hairballs as in the case of the Hawaiian Rebellion. Android leaders and participants are arrested and routinely detained en masse. Local residents with similar sentiments have been forced into submission by the sheer might of the cat armies.
The region's autonomy is unanimously revoked by the Ruling Council with the Android leaders being sentenced to destruction having been charged with high treason. A quarantine is strictly enforced in the area's largest cities, especially in Auckland, Melbourne, and Honolulu which were the primary centers of the rebellion.
The Anti Weeb Org, seeing many of its supporters killed by its allies in the name of putting down the rebellion, quits the Alliance and refuses to work with its enemies either. The war becomes a four-way between what is left of the Alliance, the Anti Weeb Org, the Reddit Militia, and Zuck's lizard army.
The Ruling Council begins to recognize the importance of capturing the entirety of Oceania as it is a fortress against the lizard army and the anti weeb org alike.
Order 69-420 "Fatten the Deer" (named by Legend after
DeerFat
) is commenced. For the first time ever, the cat people are permitted to leave southern Japan in order to settle in Oceania. The intended goal is for the cat people to massively outnumber the locals to maintain the territory for millennia. Psychological warfare is to be waged on the anti weeb and android populations to cultivate a sense of Alliance belonging for the sake of submission.
The Alliance renames itself from the Alliance of Salvation to the Alliance Society, unifying all components under one banner. The "Thousand-Year Alliance of Collective Iron Fists" is solidified as the structure of the Ruling Council shifts from an actual alliance/confederation to a single, unified entity as its citizens develop a sense of Alliance pride from their established glory.
Plans are drafted for a military front against the Anti Weeb Org's territory, which has seceded as well. If successful, geese are also to be settled on pacified Anti Weeb lands in order to reach equal populations (due to their conditions they are able to sustain their population) through colonization.
Why geese on the front lines? Simple: herd immunity from invasions/dominant attack abilities.
Goosesk
we are making forum legends ily bro
Cat people have become the plurality of the world's population despite only residing in southern Japan, which has become the world's most densely populated area. This has frustrated societal aspects in Alliance-controlled portions of Oceania, where Human Power sentiments remain rampant due to the glory of the Dingo Pacification years earlier. The Anti Weeb Org has strained from the alliance but is still apart of it for practical reasons. Those territories are autonomous for the sake of the war effort, but that is all about to change.
Disgruntled Kiwis and Aussies stage a rebellion by releasing the Dingos upon Alliance military bases in order to protest their ever-growing presence. All android units in the bases immediately defect, seeking to break off their chains. Those who refuse to defect are massacred by their treacherous comrades in the Melbourne Barracks. The age of Kiwi-Aussie local collaboration with the Alliance has ended, providing yet another setback to the war effort.
Similarly-minded Hawaiian body pillow salesmen take the ʻIolani Palace, having been inspired by the Kiwi-Aussie insurrection. They seek to join forces with Zuck's lizard army which also has a presence in the other Hawaiian islands. From there, clashes begin between Alliance loyalists and insurrectionists.
However, Alliance generals stationed off-duty promptly respond by declaring martial law throughout the entire Oceania region under their administration to prevent further rebellion. Elite catgirl units are sent by Damon, who has regressed back into his habit of "binging shows, reading books, watching movies, hanging out with friends, late night drives, etc." to suppress the rebellions by any means necessary.
Due to the feral tactics employed by the catgirls, the insurrections end violently with many participants and key human leaders having been clawed to death or drowned in hairballs as in the case of the Hawaiian Rebellion. Android leaders and participants are arrested and routinely detained en masse. Local residents with similar sentiments have been forced into submission by the sheer might of the cat armies.
The region's autonomy is unanimously revoked by the Ruling Council with the Android leaders being sentenced to destruction having been charged with high treason. A quarantine is strictly enforced in the area's largest cities, especially in Auckland, Melbourne, and Honolulu which were the primary centers of the rebellion.
The Anti Weeb Org, seeing many of its supporters killed by its allies in the name of putting down the rebellion, quits the Alliance and refuses to work with its enemies either. The war becomes a four-way between what is left of the Alliance, the Anti Weeb Org, the Reddit Militia, and Zuck's lizard army.
The Ruling Council begins to recognize the importance of capturing the entirety of Oceania as it is a fortress against the lizard army and the anti weeb org alike.
Order 69-420 "Fatten the Deer" (named by Legend after
DeerFat
) is commenced. For the first time ever, the cat people are permitted to leave southern Japan in order to settle in Oceania. The intended goal is for the cat people to massively outnumber the locals to maintain the territory for millennia. Psychological warfare is to be waged on the anti weeb and android populations to cultivate a sense of Alliance belonging for the sake of submission.The Alliance renames itself from the Alliance of Salvation to the Alliance Society, unifying all components under one banner. The "Thousand-Year Alliance of Collective Iron Fists" is solidified as the structure of the Ruling Council shifts from an actual alliance/confederation to a single, unified entity as its citizens develop a sense of Alliance pride from their established glory.
Plans are drafted for a military front against the Anti Weeb Org's territory, which has seceded as well. If successful, geese are also to be settled on pacified Anti Weeb lands in order to reach equal populations (due to their conditions they are able to sustain their population) through colonization.
Why geese on the front lines? Simple: herd immunity from invasions/dominant attack abilities.
Goosesk
we are making forum legends ily bro
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After few years of not much happening zuck makes a sharp move to take India for the trade and merchant goods, the map is currently scattered with most nations bordering other nationally enemy's which leads to many battles.
Legend makes another executive decision to corner the Reddit militia by taking control of all of the states bordering Canada but the anti weeb org recently leaving the alliance tries to join the Reddit militia after trouble which the Reddit militia denies so they launch a attack on Toronto to tempt them which works and now makes the r/awo alliance.
The cat people seem to have a weird obsession with Antarctica trying to rule it so they don't do anything this year rip @Damon
The goose regime continues to poop on its enemy's in order for them to smell bad things so that they worry about cleaning more than war efforts
Maruchan
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After few years of not much happening zuck makes a sharp move to take India for the trade and merchant goods, the map is currently scattered with most nations bordering other nationally enemy's which leads to many battles.
Legend makes another executive decision to corner the Reddit militia by taking control of all of the states bordering Canada but the anti weeb org recently leaving the alliance tries to join the Reddit militia after trouble which the Reddit militia denies so they launch a attack on Toronto to tempt them which works and now makes the r/awo alliance.
The cat people seem to have a weird obsession with Antarctica trying to rule it so they don't do anything this year rip @Damon
The goose regime continues to poop on its enemy's in order for them to smell bad things so that they worry about cleaning more than war efforts
Maruchan
I know we are
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Residents of Yiruo celebrate the release of Fortnite Season 23215637217321387218937892173821634786784638727487128937.
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