What's your Zombie Survival Plan?

[modenaf1]

My zombie survival plan? I would sit on the rooftop of a skyscraper that preferably couldn't be climbed by the zombies, I would then see if I could find as many cement trucks as possible, crash them into the lobby and route the cement into all the stairwells and elevator shafts, and see if I could start the flow of cement to everything with the rooftop access stairwell being last, then I would turn that one on and try to beat the cement from the truck to the stairwell.

Once up on the roof id like to be equipped with an extremely wide range of weapons, id like multiple pistols as sidearms, many rifles, some machine guns, and quite a few sniper rifles. I would want night vision. I would also want enough food and water to last me a year, and enough ammo to be shooting 10 hours a day non stop for a year as well. Id probably want a forklift because all those ammo cases will probably be stacked quite high. I would want and insane amount of grenades and other explosives to throw off the roof. I would also want the entire building to be packed with plastic explosives so I could blow the whole thing in a last ditch effort incase they somehow figured out how to get me.

Oh yea, I just realized I would need a parachute or else there would be no way to get down with the cemented stairwells.

I think I would have anything to worry about as far as zombies go. heheheh

oh yea, and I wouldn't mind having Angelina Jo Li on the roof with me too

 

[blackhawksniper]

Now you see, with all the plans so far mentioned, you guys dont have a way of staying their for prolonged periods( Im talking about multiple years) While they may all last for a looong time, my plan would allow me to live out the rest of my life

Ill post it soon, Im perfecting the details.

 

[50centricher]

y plan would work for me cause i made it up
and i would enjoy it too.

 

[Cryptex]

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BAh, everyone in this thread would be dead. (except thor) Nice knowing you all zombie outbreaks are VERY real and if you dont take it seriously then you WILL die. Solunaum (i think thats how its spelled) is a DEADLY reannimation virus. Look it up. Or read "zombie survival guide" by Max Brooks. REAL ocurrances have been documented in that book. No, im not kidding. This is a real problem guys and not to be taken lightly. O_O
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MOSTLY! You've scared the crap out of me! Good job!

 

[Crimson]

I agree that Costco or Sam's Club is the best idea. I'd try to steal one of those bank money transport trucks first to dip when i need to.. since it's limited on the amount of food i have and of course i need some guns and such. Of course, electric generator too to power some of the goods to prevent me from getting bored and of course the costly gas to power these babies up and light some zombies up if needed.

OH or.. get all the food and go into those old nuclear bunkers. That'd be the best spot.

If all else fails.. try to steal a spaceship and launch myself to mars HEHE lol

 

[modenaf1]

Costco or sams sounds great for food, what about zombies getting in though? For some reason I can just see a Costco CS zombie map lol.

Sometimes they have those skylights on the ceiling, multiple doors, etc. And how would you block off that huge main entrance? Or keep from from getting in through ventilation ducts?


I do agree though, that that is a very good idea except for the above.

 

[50centricher]

Well while we are fighting them
lets go to........

APPLE BEES!

 

[-V-]

In all reality there would be chaos in the streets and most of us would probably die.

 

[50centricher]

I would grab a bunch of beer from walmart, 50 cal sniper rifle, a lawn chair and get on top of walmart and spend the rest of my time there

 

[modenaf1]

Ok, I have a new zombie survival plan. I would get a gorgeous babe to hide with me in a missile silo, nuke the planet, then start repopulating from scratch.

 

[50centricher]

LOL
nice one modenaf1

 

[tb2s]

Take the Zombie survival quiz here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425802

Good luck!

 

[blackhawksniper]

I got the following on that quiz

Physical rating: A

Mental rating: C

Experience: D

Emotional: F

My overall ranking is Z+. It would take a nuclea holocause to wipe me out, zombies dont stand a chance.

I feel safe

 

[AttikusV]

Sorry fellas but I think I have you all trumped. My friends and I are avid Zombie enthusiasts and we often sit around discussing this very topic. We all have weapons, capable off-road vehicles, and various rally points throughout Southern California that we would rendezvous at.

Important things to think about are water, food and communication. Going to a grocery store or gun store will almost certainly be futile as everyone will have the same thought process. These places would actually serve as brooding pools for the zombies to spread. You want to be going the opposite direction as everyone else.

Thats great if you have a bunch of food or ammo, but then what? Without CB or HAM radios you have no way of finding other survival parties. How long can you last on your own? You have to eat, sleep and reload sometime.

The worst problem besides the actual zombies themselves will almost certainly be bands if ill equipped and unprepared survivors, namely all of you guys. Those who have secured fortified positions with food, water and weapons aren't going to just invite y'all in for some tea. As difficult as it would be in that situation, those who are true survivors must be ready to turn away and even kill those of you that would impede our chances of survival.

 

[Cryptex]

Attikus wins.

 

[GTghost]

I would climb up tall building, call in a chopper and wait. while waiting, I would sniping down the zombies.

 

[Glerken6565]

no you guys have it all wrong.
first i'd transmitt all other eGO ppl and we'd all meet up
then we'd storm a plane and make sure theres no zombies
the we'd fly down to area 51 and all the zombies there would be dead because of the aliens
then we'd make a peace treaty with the aliens, then we'd go on their ship
once there we'd help them kill all the zombies.
after that the world would be good.
BUT, i'd then stash away on there ufo and go to their planet.
steal a ufo and come bak to earth
then brag about it

 

[MaD sKiLLz =FL=]

ha

 

[mitch]

lol i would dig myself a hole then shot myself in the head lol

 

[imported_Dutch]

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In all reality there would be chaos in the streets and most of us would probably die.

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HAHHAHAH V you would die cuz u dont have an AWP LOL
I would take scout with lots of ammo. and my computer so i can play CSS still. see im smart id still have vid games man. I would block a store off so nothing could get in bring some girls tooo hahaha