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Hi, I'm Tommy Mays here with a new OXYCLEAN-
Wait we're not doing that bit?
Oh ok.
Hi, I'm Tommy Vince, from ShamWOW! Here to display to you another feature from those who purchase ShamWOW Gamers and affiliates premium product!
That's RIGHT! If you purchase our ShamWOW! Affiliated Edge Gamers Premium Product for only $4.99 [CURRENCY OF FUTURE COMMUNIST REPUBLIC STATE HERE] you can get yourself TWO new fancy features!
You can change your name in chat... WOW!
and
You can set your own tag in chat*... WOW!
* Chat tags are limited to a maximum of 8 characters and must abide by Edge Gamers Community Guidelines.
Ever wanted to FLEX on those poor people who make no money and can't afford to support the community that they waste their time on with money instead of their time and patronage? WELL NOW YOU CAN!
For only a monthly payment of $4.99 [CURRENCY OF FUTURE COMMUNITY REPUBLIC STATE HERE] YOU TOO CAN BE APART OF THE FUN.
To try out your new purchased features as a benefit of capitalism, you can use the /chattag command or the /chatcolor command! WOW!
As always, have fun.
THANKS,
Tommy Mays, OxyWOW!
Edge Gamers is not affiliated in any way with ShamWOW! or any of it's products, namesakes may be used in parody circumstances under some legal mumbo jumbo that was added for comedic effect.
Wait we're not doing that bit?
Oh ok.
Hi, I'm Tommy Vince, from ShamWOW! Here to display to you another feature from those who purchase ShamWOW Gamers and affiliates premium product!
That's RIGHT! If you purchase our ShamWOW! Affiliated Edge Gamers Premium Product for only $4.99 [CURRENCY OF FUTURE COMMUNIST REPUBLIC STATE HERE] you can get yourself TWO new fancy features!
You can change your name in chat... WOW!
and
You can set your own tag in chat*... WOW!
* Chat tags are limited to a maximum of 8 characters and must abide by Edge Gamers Community Guidelines.
Ever wanted to FLEX on those poor people who make no money and can't afford to support the community that they waste their time on with money instead of their time and patronage? WELL NOW YOU CAN!
For only a monthly payment of $4.99 [CURRENCY OF FUTURE COMMUNITY REPUBLIC STATE HERE] YOU TOO CAN BE APART OF THE FUN.
To try out your new purchased features as a benefit of capitalism, you can use the /chattag command or the /chatcolor command! WOW!
As always, have fun.
THANKS,
Tommy Mays, OxyWOW!
Edge Gamers is not affiliated in any way with ShamWOW! or any of it's products, namesakes may be used in parody circumstances under some legal mumbo jumbo that was added for comedic effect.
