So a friend of mine said he was a professional knife unboxer. and then he asked me if im an unboxer. to which i promptly responded "Unboxer? i barely even know her!" MarkBigDaddyRainbowSkittlesHermiBlader OoceanChael
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Me getting a girlfriend
Also:
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.