Name: webby
Current eGO Occupation: i do some stuff
Why would you be a good CRAP?:
Well, I've come to the conclusion that writing a little bit about myself in just one or two short sentences just was not going to cut it. I have decided that I would write my short-comings of why I believe I should be CRAP in an essay form. There are three main reasons as to why I think I would be a good crap. I am good at all games, I have good communication skills, and I am a businessman. Let me further elaborate on why these will help me fulfill the position of CRAP.
"Wow, this guy is really good at every game he's ever played!" - Shroud. This was said during a game of Pokemon Puzzle League for the Nintendo 64, where I proceeded to utterly destroy Shroud and make a mockery out of his entire family. I am good at all games; whether it be puzzle games, FPS, RTS, mobile, farming simulators, etc. I have achieved greatness in CS:GO, greatness in Starcraft 2, greatness in The Sims 4, you name it, I am more than likely top 100 in that game. My work in all games does not go unnoticed either, with many pros stating how good I am. Just take a look at my portfolio; "He Jv4'd me..." - MkLeo, worlds best Smash Ultimate player -> "He beat me on aim map 16 - 0" - S1mple, CS:GO Professional -> "He totally cooked me in Uker" - Arbiter, professional gambler -> etc.
My communication skills are far more superior than the other candidates. They have simply just written out short, incomplete sentences basing things they assume, rather than backing it up with facts, like myself. I take the time to get my point across, as you can tell by this essay. Some may say it is overboard, but me my friend, I say it is necessary. They will not take you seriously trying to conquer other gaming communities if you show up saying "give me community". You must demand it. Show up with bravery, and a 150 page essay on why they should hand their community over. It is simple, if you think about it, people get confused by words, and do things they wouldn't do if they were aware. The art of persuasion, which will be touched on in the following paragraph.
I am a man of business, a businessman if you will. I come from a long lined generation of "persuaders", salespeople. Generation after generation, the power has been passed down, as it has reached me. I am the predecessor of the great salesman, "Richard the 4th". He was the king of persuaders. I hold this mighty power, and will use it to persuade other communities, if given the chance. I alone have a keen eye for persuaders, and can scout for people to work under me, as we prevail and work towards strengthening our borders, and expanding our territory. Being the business man I am, making deals is not past me. I can persuade the other party to make a deal in our favour 10 out of 10 times, guaranteed. This can tip all scales in our favour, as my good friend Anubis once said. (A literal god)
I hope that these facts, supported by evidence, can help PERSUADE you enough to allow me to take the position of CRAP. If given the opportunity, I promise that results will flow in like the Nile River. These results will be immense, and they will never stop. I will conquer all gaming communities, one after another - including the Scream Gamers (SG) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). All in all, I would make the perfect man to fill the position of CRAP due to my immense gaming achievements across all games, my great ways of communicating, and my business heritage passed down to me to create the ultimate persuader. Cheers.
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Architect of Life
