Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Conspiracy: Maruchan is fake!

[platypushunter]

Maruchan is fake! He is just a government AI designed to opress the truth!
If you think about it, he always has some sort of "fact" or "evidence" to disprove my scientific theories, and always responds in a... robotic... fashion. His "figures" (Example) are always low quality and seem AI generated. Has anyone ever seen him talk in real life? He could be a deepfake...

Edit: Also... Who the H*ck lives in denver??? Is that city even real?

 

[Maruchan]

bruh bruv cxmon

edit: proof i am real

 

[ghost]

bruh bruv cxmon

edit: proof i am real

the fact that you “proved” this supports the theory even more. he’s trying so hard to prove it it just shows he is in fact fake. and no one lives in colorado because that’s where good luck charlie was based !!

 

[heidi]

bruh bruv cxmon

edit: proof i am real

best shitposter in all of eGO

 

[aspen]

bruh bruv cxmon

edit: proof i am real

maruchan is true to when hes true

 

[Maruchan]

no one lives in colorado because that’s where good luck charlie was based !!

DONT YOU DARE DISRESPECT A GOOD SHOW IM ANGY

 

[DeerFat]

bruh bruv cxmon

edit: proof i am real

Doesn't look fake to me, also has really good bed time story's

 

[Buster]

bruh bruv cxmon

edit: proof i am real

LOOK AT THAT HAIRLINE BRUV...

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[Maruchan]

LOOK AT THAT HAIRLINE BRUV...

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receding hairline gang

 

[EchoFX]

receding hairline gang

Shit, you guys definitely don't want to see my hair line then...

 

[Maruchan]

Shit, you guys definitely don't want to see my hair line then...

hairline reveal @ eGO

 

[LukePyro]

I can confirm Maru is real