Counter-Strike: Global Offensive I was wrong... @Maruchan is real...

[platypushunter]

I WAS WRONG...
I admit it. I was wrong. Maruchan is a real boy.

In my previous thread (here) i was proving that maruchan is a fake govt AI...
HOWEVER AFTER VIGOROUS RESEARCH I HAVE FOUND THAT HE IS A REAL BOY
But he is not who you think he is!

if you look closely at this video you can see some very interesting artifacts...


at 0:13 you can see that he changes languages from spanish to english, very interesting...

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
at 0:54 he points out his large forehead (or a fivehead lol)

BUT THAT'T NOT ALL!
he mentions someone by the name of radish, signifying that he thoroughly enjoys radishes...


All this leads me to one conclusion. Maruchan is really Andrés Manuel López Obrador AKA the president of mexico.

LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS AND COMPARE!

Both speak Spanish, both have a large head, and both like radishes...

Clearly there is a connection here.

 

[DeerFat]

Wait what

 

[Maruchan]

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AMLO, NUESTRO PRESIDENTE DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS MEXICANOS

(this image will define my permanent online existence and I have no regrets)

 

[platypushunter]

AMLO, NUESTRO PRESIDENTE DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS MEXICANOS

(this image will define my permanent online existence and I have no regrets)

You should change ur signature to have that

 

[ben71380]

AMLO, NUESTRO PRESIDENTE DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS MEXICANOS

(this image will define my permanent online existence and I have no regrets)

Maruchan speak Spanish? Wow!

 

[ghost]

but how do you know Andrés Manuel López is not a government AI made to lead mexico ? huh ?

 

[kuantum]

The new forums really are for shitposting, huh

 

[heidi]

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maruchan i cant believe ur real no way

 

[Maruchan]

You should change ur signature to have that

hmmmmmm ill think about it

Maruchan speak Spanish? Wow!

indeed

also i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

but how do you know Andrés Manuel López is not a government AI made to lead mexico ? huh ?

the people elected me

The new forums really are for shitposting, huh

haha poopy funny

keep milly rockin

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maruchan i cant believe ur real no way

RIGHTT?

 

[Kaarma]

I think Maruchan and ben71380 are the same person. Maruchan has secretly made the account so called ben71380 to cover up how lonely and sad he is. Thats what I think and its probally true

 

[ben71380]

I think Maruchan and ben71380 are the same person. Maruchan has secretly made the account so called ben71380 to cover up how lonely and sad he is. Thats what I think and its probally true

UHHH NOOOOOO...

 

[Kaarma]

UHHH NOOOOOO...

Thats what a guilty person would say. Maruchan I know thats you

 

[ben71380]

Thats what a guilty person would say. Maruchan I know thats you

No it just bean

 

[JuVe913]

Damn! Now they know the truth... RUN!

 

[nitro]

Guys I speak Spainsish and can translate what he said in the first 1 minutos!!!

"I very much can! I don't care how you're doing. I am not maruchan and i am not a member of edgegamers"

Did I do it right Maruchan

 

[platypushunter]

The new forums really are for shitposting, huh

This is not a shit post this is a legitimate post obviously...

Also ive been doing this since before they updated lol

In conclusion yes they are