Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Counter-Strike is not a video game. Everything you do in the game exists somewhere in real life.

[platypushunter]

WELCOME TO THIS INSTALLMENT OF PLATYPUS CONSPIRES
By now I am sure you are familiar with my TRUTHS (what the oppressors call conspiracy theories) and as such you are aware of my theory that we are all just @heidi 's imagination. You can see why this is in this post

ANYWAY AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THIS TIME I HAVE A BIG ONE FOR YOU GUYS
According to many scientists you cannot dream(or imagine) things which you've never seen in real life. Here is a good article about it
THIS MEAN THAT EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE IN COUNTER-STRIKE(OR EVER) IS HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE

Here is a diagram explaining what is going on

THIS MEANS EVERY CHICKEN YOU'VE EVER KILLED IN CSGO IS A REAL CHICKEN!!!

EVERY CT OR T YOU'VE KILLED IS A REAL PERSON

Maruchan ? Have any ways to disprove this?
@Custom Stats would you care to explain your actions?
owen would you like to explain why you've let this go on?
@heidi how do you explain yourself?


Thank you for coming to my PlatyTalk (TEDtalks are lame)

 

[Simon]

 

[Maruchan]

actually this is true

i planted a bomb on b site and then a firework went off in my neighbor's yard

it was pretty tho

 

[M4A1-S]

If I had half the brain cells I have currently, I might have been able to understand what you said. That being said, I have no clue how to split a brain cell and keep it alive.

 

[owen]

@Shalom would you like to explain why you've let this go on?

im not cs its out of my jurisdiction

 

[DeerFat]

I hate reading on mobile

 

[Jim Burger]

well how would you argue otherwise

 

[Kaarma]

What kind of people die when I kill a t or ct

 

[platypushunter]

What kind of people die when I kill a t or ct

A terrorist or counter terrorist unit personnel

 

[Kaarma]

Time for world peace