The Ultimate Simp Guide: 2020 Edition

[nitro]

Greetings my fellow members of eGO,

As some of you may know, I am the biggest simp in eGO. Although I'm retired from my simping career, I figured I would give all of the members some tips and tricks on how to be the most effective Simp™. Now, because I love video editing, I decided to put all my advice into a single video which can be found below. I recommend that anyone who lives and breathes watches this video as I put a lot of time and effort into this. And as I say to everyone, good luck simping out there.

The Simp Crash Course

Sincerely,
nitrosimp​

 

[platypushunter]

Thanks that video really helped me!

 

[kuantum]

stop the spread of shitposts

dislike it so the eGO algorithm doesnt prioritize it and shadow bans nitro from the community

 

[M4A1-S]

He has taught me the ways of simping, Thank you nitrosimp sensei.

 

[DeerFat]

Simp

 

[Bergendy]

He has taught me the ways of simping, Thank you nitrosimp sensei.

You didn’t need a video to teach you. You were born a simp.

 

[Maruchan]

stop the spread of shitposts

dislike it so the eGO algorithm doesnt prioritize it and shadow bans nitro from the community

have you forgot your roots good sir?

 

[heidi]

not pog

 

[Hinata]

Once a simp always a simp (part of the crew part of the ship)

 

[Luffy]

 

[Kaarma]

so uh yeah

You'll never fool me you old simp

 

[Space]

Instructions unclear. I got a girlfriend.

stop the spread of shitposts

dislike it so the eGO algorithm doesnt prioritize it and shadow bans nitro from the community

how can 1 man be so correct