MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOON
Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you Tranquil as a forest but on fire within Once you find your center, you are sure to win You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you I'm never gonna catch my breath Say goodbye to those who knew me Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym This guy's got 'em scared to death Hope he doesn't see right through me Now I really wish that I knew how to swim Be a man We must be swift as the coursing river Be a man With all the force of a great typhoon Be a man With all the strength of a raging fire
Now that we're men, we can do anything Now that we're men, we are invincible Now that we're men, we'll go to shell city Get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs Now that we're men, we have facial hair Now that we're men, I change my underwear Now that we're men, we got a manly flair We got the stuff, we're tough enough to save the day We never had a chance when we were kids, no no no But take a look at what the mermaid did, ha ha ha Now that they're men, we can't bother them Now that they're men, they have become our friends Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown They'll pass the test And finish the quest They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown