Counter-Strike Global Offensive Jail Server Every CS:GO eGO JB player

[Prae]

Every eGO JB Player:​

1. When they have no arguments left, they will say "Who are you [Name]?" or "Imagine being a NN"
2. Will ALWAYS say any kind of freeshooting/killing in all chat no matter what, then won't tell admins directly.
3. Every CT main has bad aim (including me) no matter what.
4. Every Warden under 13 will be killed instantly or accidentally RDM someone. Always.
5. It turns out that at least 80% of CTs have not read the rules but learned the hard way by getting swapped.
6. Every new player is either really offensive or really pissed when they die.
7. Every player complains about not playing new maps but when they play said new maps they instantly RTV no matter what.
8. Every player who slays for LR has 100+ rep and are objectively the best people on the server (I love you guys <3)
9. Almost every kid player thinks it's funny when you loudly moan into your microphone randomly. (It's not)
10. Every player under 13 always has around -300 rep.

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[joe mama the god]

damn homie this aint hit close to home cuz ttt better

 

[Wahtur]

3. Every CT main has bad aim (including me) no matter what.

wb my guy @houzekeeping

 

[Wavie]

whys this so true xD also i have -43 rep and slay for lr xD

 

[Prae]

wb my guy @houzekeeping

only exception

 

[Prae]

whys this so true xD also i have -43 rep and slay for lr xD

cus everyone has a hate boner for admins !shrug

 

[Prae]

damn homie this aint hit close to home cuz ttt better

hate that this is true

 

[RyanT]

Every eGO JB Player:​

1. When they have no arguments left, they will say "Who are you [Name]?" or "Imagine being a NN"
2. Will ALWAYS say any kind of freeshooting/killing in all chat no matter what, then won't tell admins directly.
3. Every CT main has bad aim (including me) no matter what.
4. Every Warden under 13 will be killed instantly or accidentally RDM someone. Always.
5. It turns out that at least 80% of CTs have not read the rules but learned the hard way by getting swapped.
6. Every new player is either really offensive or really pissed when they die.
7. Every player complains about not playing new maps but when they play said new maps they instantly RTV no matter what.
8. Every player who slays for LR has 100+ rep and are objectively the best people on the server (I love you guys <3)
9. Almost every kid player thinks it's funny when you loudly moan into your microphone randomly. (It's not)
10. Every player under 13 always has around -300 rep.

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mostly accurate except 3, Its just hard af when you get 60 fps on 15+sv lag on crappy 64 tick server. You COUlD call it bad aim, or you could argue it.
5. It turns out that at least 80% of CTs have not read the rules but learned the hard way by getting swapped.
You got a problem with that?

 

[RyanT]

whys this so true xD also i have -43 rep and slay for lr xD

joe is so smart

 

[joe mama the god]

mostly accurate except 3, Its just hard af when you get 60 fps on 15+sv lag on crappy 64 tick server. You COUlD call it bad aim, or you could argue it.
5. It turns out that at least 80% of CTs have not read the rules but learned the hard way by getting swapped.
You got a problem with that?

we get it bro you play on 128 tick faceit servers yeesh

 

[McDonalds]

Also the people that take gun st should become ct mains

 

[Space]

Real.

 

[TinyMuffinLord]

1 & 2 are too accurate

 

[GUlliBle]

Every eGO JB Player:​

1. When they have no arguments left, they will say "Who are you [Name]?" or "Imagine being a NN"
2. Will ALWAYS say any kind of freeshooting/killing in all chat no matter what, then won't tell admins directly.
3. Every CT main has bad aim (including me) no matter what.
4. Every Warden under 13 will be killed instantly or accidentally RDM someone. Always.
5. It turns out that at least 80% of CTs have not read the rules but learned the hard way by getting swapped.
6. Every new player is either really offensive or really pissed when they die.
7. Every player complains about not playing new maps but when they play said new maps they instantly RTV no matter what.
8. Every player who slays for LR has 100+ rep and are objectively the best people on the server (I love you guys <3)
9. Almost every kid player thinks it's funny when you loudly moan into your microphone randomly. (It's not)
10. Every player under 13 always has around -300 rep.

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11. All the new CTs without mics are the last ones alive and end up MFK'ing when the warden dies.

 

[Prae]

11. All the new CTs without mics are the last ones alive and end up MFK'ing when the warden dies.

very very true

 

[Vane]

It do be accurate

 

[Yankee]

I always slay for others so they can have lr

 

[Nekkk]

Damn, this guy has read the jail break manual perfectly

 

[dank]

yo why is this so accurate lmao

 

[TropicalMNST]

This do be 100% accurate