wanna buy a box of thin mints?

[Maruchan]

 

[I cant carry]

Can I buy like 20 boxes?

 

[SturmBruder]

Do you deliver?

 

[Maruchan]

Can I buy like 20 boxes?

yes sir

Do you deliver?

*eats you alive*

 

[bakr]

Only if you hand-deliver them to me

 

[SturmBruder]

*eats you alive*

I'm married, but thanks!

Seriously, I'll take a box if you can swing it.