How about the worst movies?

The only movie I have ever walked out of was 'Very bad things'. Career Opportunities was horrible as the only thing going for it was a young Jennifer Connolly in a tight T-shirt with a bad case of the jiggles. Alices Restuarant made me want to slash my wrist as I hate Hippies and folk singers and these are two things this waste of space had in abundance. Most anything with Sandra Bullock. Almost anything with Julia Roberts. The greatest swindle of our time has been selling her as a 'Pretty Woman'. Straight men dont find her hittable, and I dare say they wouldnt hit her with a pillowcase full of oranges. Beware any film advertised as 'A great date movie!'. This means avoid at all cost. Most movies critics consider 'important and compelling' are boring and forgetalble. Most movies by Spike Lee. Anything base on a Satuday Night Live skit. All films featuring Drew Barrymore as the hottie. Any movie that makes my old lady cry.
 
Actually, now that I think about it, about 80% of the movies that have come out in the past 5 years have been crap. The movies of the '90s are the best. Also all the classics from the '70s and '80s that actually required actors to have some acting skill.
 
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2001 Space oddessey

they said maybe 15 words the WHOLE movie lol
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Yeah, I heard that one was more than a little strange.
 
uhh any martin lawrence or eddie murphy movie where they play women....

nightmare before christmas, became the most emo movie ever.
 
"The Farce of the Penguins" was terrible. It was like the march of the penguins except remade with profanity, adult themes, and violence.
 
i thought farce was kinda amusing. it gave me laughs. how about hostel? its such a bad movie im not even going to get into it.
 
Yeah, Hostel was horrible. I dont get why people recommend it. You would think they never saw senseless violence before. 2001 disappointed the heck out of me, so much hype. I think you are supposed to be on acid to watch it, from what ive heard.
 
WORST MOVIE OF ALLLLLLL TIME WAS Dead Silence .... IT SUCKED X 100000000000 times
 
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another horrible movie: 300










































j/k :P
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To be honest ... i didnt like that movie for some reason :/
 
Lot of different opinions. I personally liked 300, but I'm a big fan of sword and sandals epics, so that's probably not fair.

Someone also said something about Julia Roberts. I'm not a huge fan, but I really did like Pretty Woman, and I liked her thigh-high boots.

Of course, for a list of really crappy films, most seem to have been spoofed on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Oh yeah, Death Race sucked. 2001 was interesting, but dang boring as sin, and quite odd towards the end; like someone on cheap drugs. I liked 2010 though. That was much better.

I personally think the vast majority of 70's and 80's movies sucked, with a few gems here and there. I guess that's true for any time, though, huh?
 
for dead silence, did anyone else notice the clown doll from the saw movies sitting against a support post in the attic of the theater?
 
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