Weazel News | A Drinking Problem

[Typical]

Weazel News Anchor: Earlier this morning, Weazel News received an exclusive package in the mail regarding the San Andreas District Attorney. The package included four images of the District Attorney (Alexander Justice) and a statement from a Yellow Jack employee.

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Weazel News Anchor: It seems like the District Attorney has a pretty bad drinking problem. We'll bring you more as this story develops.

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[Kaden]

SHEEEEESH

That's not very Alexander Justice of you.

 

[Chicken Noodle Soup]

All the complaints on McDoogan are driving him to drink

 

[Star]

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Go off king

 

[Adam]

scandal