CONSPIRACY THEORY: eGO is a furry organization

[platypushunter]

During my many days on the internet I've seen many a furries. I used to think they were weird, identifying as an animal. But then as i learned about the magestic platypus i knew what it was all about. So my name is a combination of my two favorite pasttimes. hunting normie humans (aka non furries UWU) and my fursona, perry the platypus.

I stumbled upon eGO by chance, i was not told of its furry tendencies, but the more i look, the more i see the truth...

EXHIBIT A

As you can see, one of our very own managers @Larry_Da_Lobster is in fact A FURRY. His fursona is, well, a lobster. He doesn't hide his fursona even having a drawing of his furry in his own pfp, as stated above.

EXHIBIT B
Well this one doesnt have a photo, but the popular csgo admin, @Cow , has been known to occasionally mention his furry tendencies to members of the public. I have even personally seen him talking about how eGO is a furry community.

BUT THE PLOT THICKENS

I have reason to believe (though i am working on hard evidence rn) that @Legend , yes THAT legend, is a furry.

Now, humble reader, you might be asking yourself "Well =(eGO)= platypushunter, what in the kentucky fried **** does that mean." Well it means that legend (yes THAT LEGEND) is in fact a closeted furry. *GASP*

I believe that he, in fact, embodies the dog from the popular 2007 action/horror/drama/scifi/furry-fic known as "I Am Legend."

Thank you.

Addendum 1: PastryFoxy
Addendum 2: DeerFat

 

[heidi]

u forgot PastryFoxy

 

[Luffy]

hm

 

[DeerFat]

Deers

 

[kuantum]

i missed these elaborate shitposts

 

[Simon]

 

[Jynx]

This is some pretty damning evidence, I don't know how the community will recover after everything that has been unpacked here.

 

[Luna]

 

[sopheyy]

what the ****

 

[max]

What in the diddly darn fu-

 

[DeerFat]

YO IS THAT WILL SMITH?!

 

[PastryFoxy]

I'm the best/worst furry in this community. Sorry.

 

[OogaBooga]

cringe cringe cringe cringe downvote

 

[Maserati]

There used to be an Advisor Foxy.... Then also this one is too easy FireFur(r)y


There's RipplyTiggers and Ducks named Jeremy

I'm sure weve had a Cow before and heck there's even a Buster Rabbit

Conspiracy

 

[TehRaddish]

 

[Ric]

what the ****

What the ****

 

[Hero]

im now known for being human

 

[Goosesk]

When the stars align perfectly

 

[Maserati]

When the stars align perfectly

Omg there's another one!! There's a Goose!!

 

[Ledzo]

All gas no brakes