Make your own achievement!!!!!

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So me and Dark Knight were engaged in a little conversation where we ranted on and on about some crazy achievements that might come out with the engi pack. Here is basically how our conversation went. Note the crazy achievement.

=(eGO)=? Noravic: I bet you that there would be "repair 1000000000000000000000" build health points with metal
=(e)=? Dark Knigh: probalyu
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Or like "build a dispenser while ubered" or something dumb like that
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Or "kill a spy with a wrench after he saps one of your buildings"
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Or "taunt while your sentry gun is taking fire" I don't know why
=(e)=? Dark Knigh: or gun down 3 spys
=(eGO)=? Noravic: At the same time
=(eGO)=? Noravic: While ubered
=(e)=? Dark Knigh: lol
=(eGO)=? Noravic: While someone next to you is getting an achievement
=(eGO)=? Noravic: While he is ubered
=(eGO)=? Noravic: By a medic with the ubersaw
=(e)=? Dark Knigh: omg
=(eGO)=? Noravic: That has an unused uber
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Which has been charged by hitting an enemy four times in a row
=(eGO)=? Noravic: That got 200000 kills in one life
=(eGO)=? Noravic: While ubered
=(e)=? Dark Knigh: while being ubered by 3 medics
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Immediately before he gets hit with a crit explosive
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Shot by a demoman
=(eGO)=? Noravic: That taunted over an enemy's corpse
=(e)=? Dark Knigh: while been beat down by a scout
=(eGO)=? Noravic: that belonged to an enemy that was beat down by a scout
=(eGO)=? Noravic: with a bat
=(eGO)=? Noravic: while ubered
=(eGO)=? Noravic: who just beat down three heavies in one life
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Who assisted a medic in getting "big pharma"
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Who has 10 people on their friends list playing with them
=(eGO)=? Noravic: At the same time
=(eGO)=? Noravic: After 5 people they dominated left the server
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Within five seconds of each other
=(eGO)=? Noravic: After being ubered by ten medics that all have the ubersaw and that all are friends with each other
=(eGO)=? Noravic: The list goes on and on
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Wow......we got quite an achievement here.
=(e)=? Dark Knigh: i think after that so many peope would quit the engy
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Yes but the no-life that does get this achievement will feel pretty happy
=(eGO)=? Noravic: Wow.....I would like to post this conversation on the forums....we got an awesome achievement
=(eGO)=? Noravic: It should be named "I have no life"



Anyways....I want to use this thread to construct our own achievement similarly to how we did in this conversation. For example, I might start off with "stab 2 people in the back" and someone else might add "within 5 seconds" and then someone else might add "while being ubered" and the list goes on and on.


Let's start with an engineer achievement:

Build 3 sentry guns...
 
Evil Procedure: dominate 3 people in the server as a medic

Rocketman: kill a person as you rocket jump while a soldier

fists of fury: kill another heavy with nothing but your fists as a heavy

Firepunch!: Kill another heavy with your fists when hes on fire

Home run: kill 3 people with your bat as a scout without dying

Pop Bottles: kill 3 people with your bottle as a demoman without dying

Guitar solo: as a pyro, cap a point while doing your axe taunt

Hunting Game: as a sniper, kill 3 heavies with your sniper rifle in one life

Hide and Sap: Sap 2 sentries while disguised with out dying

Wrench Justice: kill 3 scouts with your wrench as a engi in one life

Foul ball: kill a heavy with your bat
 
Stick like glue: As a medic ignore 5 teammate as they burn to death next to you screaming "MEDIC!" while you heal a heavy who is not even in combat.
Be smarter than the teleporter: As a spy position yourself behind an enemy teleporter and backstab 5 people as they come through. Taunt if the same person comes through more than once.
The Suburbs: As an engineer, build your buildings at least two control points away from where the action is. If you get a kill, you fail.
Obstinence: get killed 5 times in a row by the same sentry gun, as you keep trying the same things over and over to kill it. Bonus if the engineer taunts you as you die.
FYI, you aren't that smart: Hit a teammate at least 25 times with your melee weapon to verify that he/she is not a spy. Bonus if they are telling you over mike "I'm not a spy!" as you do it.
Prevent Urban Sprawl: As an engineer, build all your buildings immediatly next to all the buildings of another engineer, so that one ubered Demoman can destroy them all easily.
The Thatguy Special: somehow dominate yourself. Put it in your forum sig.
 
Whats been oosted as replies inda goes against the first post ... but too late for me to correct it now right? :)

FYI I Am An Uber: have a medic uber you while within 10 yards of a Heavy, then taunt and make the medic shout Go! 5 times minimun, then stab medic in back then heavy.

Rouge Agent: Kill 1000 cloaked spies in the back while a spy and taunt with Cigarrette case.

BBQ Extinguisher: Stab a pyro in the back that has dominated you.

Sniper Magnet: Get killed by a sniper 100 times while cloaked.

Double Agent: disguise as enemy spy, shout ' *** is a spy!' and then assassinate the so called spy. Then redisguise as enemy spy and repeat 4 times.

Mr Stabbey: kill entire enemy team of a minimum of 15 players in succesion.

007: Kill 50 heavies with pistol shots to the head
 
"punch drunk luck" Hit a heavy with your bottle as he punches you while switching to pipe bombs and firing blindly into the air as he kills you just to have a pipe bomb randomly hit and kill him.
 
Blind Fire: Get a headshot on a fully cloaked enemy spy.

I have done that once or twice and it made me laugh so hard :D
 
Fast Track to Nowhere: Build a teleporter with an exit somewhere useless in your base.

Timeout: Build a sentry in a corner, facing the wall.

"Wolf!": Yell "Spy!" when there are no spies in the area.

I Can't See Me Lovin' Nobody But You: Continue to heal a heavy as your teammates around you burn to death.
 
Call in Sick: Repeatedly call for a Medic, despite having no need for one
Road to Nowhere: Build a teleporter entrance without ever building a corresponding exit
Can You Hear Me Now?: Repeatedly use voice chat, despite having such a cheap mic that no one can understand you
The Blind Leading the Blind: Build a telporter exit facing a wall
 
heres a few more

We hate you, GTFO: be perma banned on 10 servers in TF2

Bone Marrow Extract: kill a heavy using nothing but your ubersaw
 
let me try...

For the Spy
Master of Disguise: get healed by more than one medic
Splinter Cell: backstab 20 enemies in one life
Ninjaed: backstab an enemy while standing on top of thier head
Faceplant: "face-stab" an enemy
Is this for me?: back stab 3 people in 30 seconds
All your base are belong to me: sap an engineer's Sentry, Dispenser, and Teleporters, but from the same engy and from sappers
Is this a mirror?: facestab an enemy that you are disguising in class, and name
DRAW!!!!: kill an enemy with your pistol, with your enemy also holding a pistol
I challange you to a duel: kill an enemy with a knife taunt
For the Engineer
Oh yea? I've got an uber 2!!!!: when your sentry is attacked by an ubered enemy,
repair your own sentry while being ubered aswell
For the Sniper
Slow Reflexes: keep your targetting laser on an enemy's head longer than 10 seconds
Crikey!: scope kill an enemy when he/she is close than 5 feet
BOOM HEADSHOT: get 5 headshots, with less than 2 seconds between each one
Steve Irwin: manage to machete 5 enemies in the water, in a single life
For the Scout
Fast and the Furious: kill an enemy with the bat, starting when they have full health AND not get hit once
Attack from above:kill an enemy with the bat when both are in the air
Want some of this?: provide your enemy with a screenshot of you taunting over thier corpse

uhh gotta go bak 2 my hw lol
 
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lol some i love doing
scout achivments
1. land on heavys head and bat to death while standing on him
2. play with spys who think u cant see them
then sniper
1. kill 5 people with 5 shots
oo and heavys win a fist fight against another heavy
 
And there there were none...: commit suicide when everyone else, including your team, is dead.
Anabiosis condition: make all players go engis, build up, and do nothing.
Spy's Creed: while attemping to commit leap of faith, die.
What doesn't kill you, only makes HIM stronger: get attacked by a medic with blautsauger and get finished off by ubersaw.
Need a decent engie here!!!: go engi and don't build up, instead go attack hostiles.
I think I am Lost here: watch at least 1 Lost season in 1 round. (4 stages of this 1)
Deadly humor: kill an enmy with a spray.
I AM NOT HERE!!!: join a server, press windows button and play another game,
after 2 hours of playing, open TF2 and ask how long were you "AFK" and why aren't you kicked yet?
Be Civil: play civilian for 99 hours.
REVENGE FOR LOSS: kill an enmy with a taunt during a stalemate and during the period when THEY are humiliating your team.
Paranoia: shoot every camera on the map, shoot everyone you see, even your teammates, even engineer buildings, even pick-ups.

I can come up with more in time xD
 
Firecrotch: Use the demoman to taunt your smiley face as you catch fire from an enemy pyro
 
Demoman:
Suicide Bomber: Kill yourself and 2 engineer buildings with your own stickies.
Flash Photographer: Provide your victim with a freezecam or your "smiley face"
Superhero: Survive from a self-propelled 100 ft. jump

Spy:
Sparing Partner: Kill an enemy using your knife taunt (assuming it becomes an instant-kill)
Electrical Interference: Have 4 sappers active on 4 targets at one time.
What, Me Worry?: Use your Spy-tron taunt as you capture an enemy control point.
Spy Sappin' Mah Life!: Backstab an engineer while his sentry and dispenser are sapped

Soldier:
Added Propulsion: Kill 10 enemies with the rocket that you use to rocket jump (does not have to be consecutive obviously)
Fly and Die: Kill 15 enemies while in the middle of your rocket jump (also not consecutive)
Adrenaline Rush: Kill 2 enemies with your shovel within 10 seconds, then use your shovel taunt

Heavy:
Guns Blazing: do 750 damage and Kill 5 enemies within a minute
For Ivan Drago!: Kill 5 enemies with your fists.
Cowboys and Engin's: Kill and engineer and provide him with a freezecam of your fist taunt

Engineer:
Technological Marvel: Have all 4 engineer buildings up for 10 minutes without any of them breaking
Honey, I Shrunk the Sentry: After your fully upgraded sentry gets destroyed, have another sentry up and have it kill the same person who destroyed the first one.
Spare Change: Pick up a total of 20000 metal from destroyed buildings and dropped guns.
Beam Me Up, Engie!: Have your teleporter transport 30 people without the entrance or exit being destroyed.

Scout:
Runs Batted In: Kill and enemy with a bat in mid-air.
Scaredy Scout: Kill an enemy with your pistol from a long distance away
Bonk!: Use your bat taunt on your own control point after defending it

just some ones I thought up
 
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