Let's play "Corrupt a Wish"

[darkfry]

The game is simple. You make a wish, and someone else in the thread grants it, but corrupts it.

Example:

Person 1 "I wish for a new Car" and person 2 replies saying "Granted, but the Car has no engine"

Just keep the game fun hearted and within community rules.

Good luck and happy wishing everyone


Also, I wish for a brand new gaming desktop with maxed out specs

 

[Bobbb]

You got it. But when it's on, it sounds like a car engine from 1970.


I wish for a nice and affordable home.

 

[darkfry]

I wish for a nice and affordable home.

Granted, but you are only allowed to live in it on Teusday's

 

[Goosesk]

I wish for a life time supply of water

 

[Bobbb]

I wish for a life time supply of water

Yeah of course, but it's salt water

 

[darkfry]

I wish for a life time supply of water

Granted, but it's unfiltered tap water from a house with really old and rusty pipes

 

[webby]

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Luffy]

I wish for more wishes.

granted you get more wishes but the only wish you get is @Wish herself


I wish to own webby

 

[webby]

granted you get more wishes but the only wish you get is @Wish herself


I wish to own webby

Sure, but instead webby owns you.

I wish for happiness.

 

[Hero]

Sure, but instead webby owns you.

I wish for happiness.

Granted, you get happiness but you're only happy while sleeping

I wish for infinite tic tacs

 

[darkfry]

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but each time you make a wish some of your hair falls out leaving bald spots on your head

 

[darkfry]

I wish for infinite tic tacs

Granted, but the tic tacs are garlic scented

 

[Bobbb]

Granted, you get happiness but you're only happy while sleeping

I wish for infinite tic tacs

Granted but each time you eat one, you get explosive diarrhea.