Jellybean Army Unite!

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Captain Mental said:
Organized jellybeans versus chaotic, ubertaunting, supersweet, awe-inspiring, bodacious and never-known-defeat super army.

Quite entertaining i must say...

Who shall win?
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Corrected your post for you... :p










And just to make all clear so I don't hurt feelings, I'm always jesting. I hope it doesn't come off wrong and sorry if it has.
 
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do i really want to join one of these armies? i have no idea what is going on!!! so ill join the jellybeans if i may :)
 
Teddybearodeath said:
do i really want to join one of these armies? i have no idea what is going on!!! so ill join the jellybeans if i may :)
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Let me begin by saying that is a perfect example of the kind of blind loyalty I admire. "what's this all about? doesn't matter. sign me up!" Yay! :)

On to the new recruits:

Sprinkles - Captain Cupcakes Jellybean

Dr. Waffles - Minister of Bottled Water Drinking Jellybean

Etrigan - Mighty Warrior of Smileys Jellybean

BetA - Captain Pajama Pants Jellybean

La Sac Magique - Senior Officer of Hand Stamping Jellybean

djsatan - General Polka Dotted Shoelaces Jellybean

teddybearodeath - Secretary of the Microphone Chords Jellybean

Yay! :) Welcome! :) I'm working on the names of our enemies so we can call them out in battle. :)
 
let the records show that i also wear a cape similar to the one worn by the late james brown.
 
OK, jellybeans, sometimes it helps to know who exactly you are fighting, so here they are, the enemy, or as I refer to them, the jehutybeans:

Jehuty – Jehutybean of Crazy
Eachdraidh – Stereo Knob of Foolishness
Glitch - Sunglass Lens of Absurdity
Woodstock - Bent Paperclip of Frivolousness
Sandman - Poster Frame of Giddiness
Josey Wales – Print Button of Loopiness
Voltaire - Orange Peeler of Funny
HitmanX – Trench Coat of Rediculousness
Wintermute – Apple Slicer of Daze
Donka Shane – Sprinkler Nozzle of Silliness
Old School Video Games – Shampoo Bottle of Pointlessness
Anne – Kleenex Box of Wacky
J-Bizzle - Desk Drawer of Crazy
Bleed the Fith – Ceramic Tile of Preposterousness
Dieinpeace - Second Hand of Tomfoolery
nitrojoe726 - Staple Gun of Insanity
Kaiserbear - Wall Paneling of Lunacy
USCG Hammer - Chair Leg of Zany
DarkIce - Front Door of Flightiness
 
PurpleNurple said:
OK, jellybeans, sometimes it helps to know who exactly you are fighting, so here they are, the enemy, or as I refer to them, the jehutybeans:

Jehuty ? Jehutybean of Crazy
Eachdraidh ? Stereo Knob of Foolishness
Glitch - Sunglass Lens of Absurdity
Woodstock - Bent Paperclip of Frivolousness
Sandman - Poster Frame of Giddiness
Josey Wales ? Print Button of Loopiness
Voltaire - Orange Peeler of Funny
HitmanX ? Trench Coat of Rediculousness
Wintermute ? Apple Slicer of Daze
Donka Shane ? Sprinkler Nozzle of Silliness
Old School Video Games ? Shampoo Bottle of Pointlessness
Anne ? Kleenex Box of Wacky
J-Bizzle - Desk Drawer of Crazy
Bleed the Fith ? Ceramic Tile of Preposterousness
Dieinpeace - Second Hand of Tomfoolery
nitrojoe726 - Staple Gun of Insanity
Kaiserbear - Wall Paneling of Lunacy
USCG Hammer - Chair Leg of Zany
DarkIce - Front Door of Flightiness
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Resorting to name calling...*sigh* I thought you were better than that Purple. Just shows how scared you really are of that tidal wave of darkness knocking on your front door. Woe is you....Woe is you...

DI
 
NinjaFluff said:
You know, you could always defect and join the sweet, sweet goodness that is the jellybean army...
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Ahem, Josey Wales never defects. And defect so I can have a jellybean name?...Print Button of Loopiness is seriously enough of an insult. I'm just depressed because Purple has taken this to a level I never thought it would go...

*throws in chew* These lips will never taste jellybeans ever again...
 
Josey Wales said:
*throws in chew* These lips will never taste jellybeans ever again...
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You know, that's really too bad, because we just happen to have a swimming pool full of your favorite flavor of jelly bean, and we are more than willing to share!
 
just simply wanna say that im glad 2 be in ur jellybean army purple.
 
This is incredibly silly.

By the way, did you hear the evil forces of darkness have an initiation ritual? Somebody said they fight with honor, yeah, whatever--they're the army of darkness.

Their initiation ritual? Yeah, they have to eat a cute, innocent little kitten.

Jehuty, your army of kitten-eaters is sick and wrong!

The Forehead: If you’re so evil, eat this kitten.
The Tick: Eating kittens is just plain… plain wrong! And no one should do it, ever!
The Tick, “Armless but Not Harmless” (1994)
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Monkeybits said:
This is incredibly silly.

By the way, did you hear the evil forces of darkness have an initiation ritual? Somebody said they fight with honor, yeah, whatever--they're the army of darkness.

Their initiation ritual? Yeah, they have to eat a cute, innocent little kitten.

Jehuty, your army of kitten-eaters is sick and wrong!
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kittens go great with BBQ sauce
 
This is great. Glad to see the army of darkness have some competition. :) choices are always nice. Even if they are weird and silly ones.
 
Every time I hear "Army of Darkness" I think of Bruce Campbell. Is that Jehuty's secret identity?!?!
 
Monkeybits said:
This is incredibly silly.

By the way, did you hear the evil forces of darkness have an initiation ritual? Somebody said they fight with honor, yeah, whatever--they're the army of darkness.

Their initiation ritual? Yeah, they have to eat a cute, innocent little kitten.

Jehuty, your army of kitten-eaters is sick and wrong!
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i have no clue whats going on! but after hearing that oh man I want in on the jellybean army now.
 
Monkeybits said:
This is incredibly silly.

By the way, did you hear the evil forces of darkness have an initiation ritual? Somebody said they fight with honor, yeah, whatever--they're the army of darkness.

Their initiation ritual? Yeah, they have to eat a cute, innocent little kitten.

Jehuty, your army of kitten-eaters is sick and wrong!
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HOLD THE PHONE! Just try and explain to me what is wrong with eating kittens? Seriously?

I'll tell you only problem with this is, it takes a decent size litter to make a meal :D

Gosh now you go and get me hungry late at night and there are no kittens to be found...
 
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