Jellybean Army Unite!

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Whats wrong with eating cats/kittens. No different than rabbit. :P
 
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!Woodstock! said:
Whats wrong with eating cats. No different than rabbit. :P
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I notice that you didn't use the word "kittens," because you recognize the inherent evil of eating cute little baby kittens. There is hope for you, my friend, unlike some of your truly fallen army.

Oh, and Jehuty is clearly Bruce Campbell.

"The evil got into my hand, so I lopped it off at the wrist."
 
I'd like to join, and if possible, to have a title that somehow relates to spiting Jehuty, because that's the reason I'm joining. Spite. Pure spite. :D
 
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Monkeybits said:
I notice that you didn't use the word "kittens," because you recognize the inherent evil of eating cute little baby kittens. There is hope for you, my friend, unlike some of your truly fallen army.
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Meh, cat/kitten/feline it all the good ol' tasty goodness. If you haven't seen, "cute little baby kittens" are not cute when I eat them. The whole process of preparing them is quite complex. However I cannot disclose this rite to outsiders. Just trust me, they are not "cute" when properly prepared.
 
I, Cervani, hereby declare my wish to join.......

Army of Darkness! I wish to hug the jellybeans.....with bullets.....of lurve.
 
Cervani said:
I, Cervani, hereby declare my wish to join.......

Army of Darkness! I wish to hug the jellybeans.....with bullets.....of lurve.
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The kittens are in the mail along with recipes. Just please, do not marinate too much as it will ruin the natural tasty tecture.
 
These are some wonderful recipes. I'm feeling sort of peckish, so I think I'll try out the Smoky BarbeQueQ recipe with the black pepper.
 
The news of the kitten eating saddens me deeply. Kittens have a place in our world, just not in your mouth. I know that they seem fun to eat, they are cute like jellybeans, but so are bowling balls, but we don't eat them. I have kicked a puppy on occassion, but they usually totally deserve it. We will be looking into this kitty eating further.

As for new jellybean recruits:

Kody - Mater of Kung Fu Training Jellybean

Bubba92013 - Captain Butterstick Jellybean

vote for pedro - General Flour Sifter Jellybean

Adilor - Sr. Officer of Accurate Spitting Jellybean

I also noticed some new Jehutybeans joined their ranks, they are:
Raziel44-Desk Top of Foolishness
Cervani-Chordless Mouse of Bewilderment
 
we must stop the kitten chewing, or as they say in the streets, savoring Sylvester
 
PurpleNurple said:
I have kicked a puppy on occassion
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That is seriously sick and twisted. The Army of Darkness does not condone torture or humiliation of helpless animals (only jellybeans) in any way, shape, or form. Our kittens are treated very humanely before a new member joins and puppies/ dogs are mans best friend :(. I am surprised and ashamed...
 
Josey Wales said:
I gave purple nurple the puppy she kicked
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In his own words, clearly not fabricated and why would I ever want to do such a thing, Josey wales admits to his crimes of sabotage. And to make matters worse, the puppy was actually a plushie designed to look and feel real, well that still doesn't take away the very real idea of animal cruelty mister.
 
its about devouring babies and kittens while trying to extinct the video game 'prince of persia'
 
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