The Canadian Food Club!

[A Canadian Guy]

Welcome to my club, The Canadian Food Club

Here, we serve only the FINEST quality of food FROM Canada.

If you noticed, I've been serving bacon ALOT to the clan in these few past days

And that is my signature food! However, bacon is ONLY for breakfast.

BUT I serve MORE food throughout the day.

For lunch, you get a dounut! A simple, plain dounut, Canadian style!

And for dinner, you get beer! Sweet, cold, Canadian beer throughout the summer days. Warning: If you are under 19 in the clan and want beer, you get Canadian water instead! Or I just might give you beer anyways !

So, what are you waiting for? Go in the shoutbox and request a bacon, dounut and beer today (if I'm not playing TF2 that is!) And remember, it's free!

Warning: May not actually get food like advertised. Food may only be imaginary to A Canadian Guy's liking. Real bacon is stored in his (or her ) fridge. Is not an actual club. May contain some Canadian traits Americans and others do not like. Only eat REAL food from A Canadian Guy. All free giving are final! Please do not spam the Shoutbox for food!

This is A Canadian Guy, skating out!

 

[bakerthree]

don't leave out donairs if you live in eastern Canada. There is no better snack food when your drunk.

 

[DEATHS ANGEL]

BACON COMES FROM A Canadian Guy's KITCHEN!!!!!!
NOT PIGS!!


but...that bacon you gave us...mmmmm

THIS
IS
DELICIOUS!!
*King Lenoidos's face here*

 

[Nachoes]

don't leave out donairs if you live in eastern Canada. There is no better snack food when your drunk.

They have a Donair place out where I live...
In BC, Right near Vancouver.

 

[bakerthree]

thats great at one time they were only in nova scotia. And here I thought the only food they had in B.C. was salmon this and that lol.

 

[RESPAWN]

Wait, the drinking age in Canadialand is only 19? Why on earth did I not find this out sooner?

Not that it was hard to find bars in New Orleans that didn't check IDs... Still, it would have been a lot easier in Canada. I bow down to the superior reasoning skills of which ever politicians came up with this glorious decision.

 

[bakerthree]

the drinking age in PEI is only 18 years of age.

 

[Beta]

pfft in America we have real bacon! thats right, crunchy strips of fried pig and what do we do to it? we smuther it in American cheese and put it on toast. American toast. then we sell it for 3 bucks and use that money on useless things such as lavalamps, rhinestone studded power outlets, and rainbow aluminum foil.

 

[A Canadian Guy]

pfft in America we have real bacon! thats right, crunchy strips of fried pig and what do we do to it? we smuther it in American cheese and put it on toast. American toast. then we sell it for 3 bucks and use that money on useless things such as lavalamps, rhinestone studded power outlets, and rainbow aluminum foil.

Curse you Beta! I will counter with the Canadian Dollar and Canadian Beer!

 

[Beta]

yea the canadian dollar > ours. i actually want to vist canada one day

 

[RippedPants]

What this? No maple syrup for lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you Canadians were big on this maple syrup stooofezs ^-^

 

[Jokar]

I figure maple syrup is more of a myth for Canadians than anything, I've met more that don't like maple than do like maple. But we do have maple donuts. Those weren't half bad

 

[Psychromorbidus]

Maple syrup is way better than any of that simulated buttered flavoured corn slurp. Practically molasses that stuff is. Big Oil, Big Pharma and never forget the powers of Big Corn!

 

[D-Tektive]

canada is awesome period

the wilderness is so close to your nearest liquor store, as to your glutes on the toilet with your laptop hooked into your router
yes it is that awesome

CANADA

 

[Carmine]

I love me some Tim Hortons...

 

[kickface_04]

mmm bacon......

 

[Celes]

how is this one guy allowed to make so many bacon jokes and still have people reply to him and also how is this in the general forums.. beats me

 

[Cicatriz]

http://www.twistermc.com/blog/2008/08/03/bacon

 

[A Canadian Guy]

http://www.twistermc.com/blog/2008/08/03/bacon

Sir, you have my respect. YOU WIN THE BACON FACTORY I OWN!

 

[PotatoCannon]

Wow serving nto real food........does this serve any perpose wats so ever?