OVERHEARD eGO!

[Scarox93]

This is the first post of a series I'm hoping to start. Post funny (Not just weird ones... here's looking at you @Jdmars242) out of context quotes from players on any of our servers. Please censor language and put who said it, for example:

Mithral Maw : Okay, I go sicko mode now
Mithral Maw : By Travis Scott

Or a conversation:
@Mr.Toasteroven : How dare you ruin a melee fight?
Mithral Maw : You see.
Mithral Maw : I'm a gamer.

Or a single line:

The. : We won't talk about that involuntary manslaughter

Final rule: You can't quote yourself... unless the funny part of the quote is in response to something you said... in other words, don't pat yourself on the back, that's lame and seems staged.

 

[Mithral Maw]

I love the idea. I'll be on the look out tonight at Black Mesa.

 

[Majesty]

my forum sig is all the things I get from csgo

 

[Scarox93]

my forum sig is all the things I get from csgo

That's so much!

 

[Majesty]

That's so much!

growing as much as i can lmaoo

 

[whnheaven]

growing as much as i can lmaoo

Ngl I read this as “growling” and I was thoroughly weirded out.

 

[Scarox93]

I love this one so much

 

[Mr.Baron]

These were a while ago, so I don't have any specific names.

Heard on our 2Fort server-
Random Gamer 1: Look, I'm a Pyro!
Random Gamer 2: Being on fire does not make you a Pyro! Setting the fire does!
Random Gamer 1: What if you volunteer?
Random Gamer 2: What, to be set on fire?!
Random Gamer 1: Yes!
Random Gamer 2: That just makes you stupid..... and on fire.
Random Gamer 1: Oh.

Heard on Hightower server, late one night, by someone with an open mic-
Gamer: No mom, don't come in yet! I'm not wearing anything! Give me a minute!
Rest of server: You know we heard you say that, right?
Gamer: Ummm,,, uhh... I was just... (Disconnects)
Another Gamer: Sooooo... he was playing naked?
(Me) Mr.Baron: I guess it helps with concentration or something.... I... hope....

 

[stewie]

Random T: "Warden I think you have some rebellers"
Warden "Nah just a coup-"
roughly 25 Ts straight from armory:

 

[Luna]

@Legend: "You can't kill @Dust 2 < Mirage when he's stuck in cellblock doors on ba_jail_maximum_redux4a, check the rules." (Literally added a rule just for this joke, stayed in there for a while too)

 

[stewie]

Warden: "All T's what would yall like to play today"
Random T "Deez nuts"
Warden "Alright all Ts today were gonna be playing deez nuts, shift walk follow my rainbow line"

 

[Scarox93]

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[Scarox93]

On 2Fort:
SHUT UP SCAROX93 (Formerly "This won't end well"): "So if it wasn't you, who was it making fun of my former name?"
General Incompetence: "Well I can tell you it didn't end well."

 

[Majesty]

 

[stewie]

I was on surf and we bassically helped this kid make an entire subway order, shit sounded amazing

 

[Moto Moto]

 

[Majesty]

 

[BeastTheNinja]

im so glad no one have any quotes from me, they are way to weird

 

[Scarox93]

This was a really long time ago