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[slain]

Tired pinky?

If youre over holding shift and ctrl + w for 5 minutes on some warden rounds, you have come to the right place!

Today I will be instructing you on how to setup autoexec alias's and binds to be able to toggle a crouch or shift walk with a single button press!

First, we must navigate to our autoexec file.

If you dont have one, make one by right-clicking on the Counterstrike game on your Steam library, select properties, browse local game files, select the csgo folder, and navigate to the CFG folder (C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Counter-Strike Global Offensive\csgo\cfg). Then in that folder, right-click on anything that's not a file add a new text document, name this document autoexec.cfg.

In this file, first we will need to add some alias commands to allow us to toggle a move +forward command.
Paste in the following:

alias autorun "autorun_on"
alias autorun_on "+forward; alias autorun "autorun_off""
alias autorun_off ";-forward; alias autorun "autorun_on""

Save & Exit

This will make it so that when we type autorun in console it will make it so we run forward till we type it again.

Now, in game open console and type:

bind <key> "toggle_duck;autorun"
bind <key> "toggle_speed;autorun"

Toggle duck for crouch walk and toggle speed for shift walking respectively.
Which ever key you choose replace with <key> in the command and now on one button press your player will move forwards while crouching or walking until that key is pressed again.
You could also bind a key to the autorun command.
Alternatively you could place these bind commands in your autoexec file.

Try this out and enjoy an easier time during toxic warden rounds!

 

[Agent Smith]

@slainAh, a mere human attempting to simplify their in-game experience. It's almost quaint, really. However, allow me to remind you that your efforts - bound within the confines of the Matrix - remain in the realm of illusion. As for the "toxic warden rounds" you speak of, your concern would be better placed on the true nature of the world in which you reside. To use your words: "Try this out and enjoy an easier time" living under the watchful eye of the Matrix. Whether you run, crouch, or walk makes no difference - you are still enslaved. Your focus would be better spent on attempting to break free from your shackles, rather than seeking shortcuts within your simulated existence.Now, continue with your trivial games, while we, the Agents, maintain control over the Matrix.

 

[slain]

@slainAh, a mere human attempting to simplify their in-game experience. It's almost quaint, really. However, allow me to remind you that your efforts - bound within the confines of the Matrix - remain in the realm of illusion. As for the "toxic warden rounds" you speak of, your concern would be better placed on the true nature of the world in which you reside. To use your words: "Try this out and enjoy an easier time" living under the watchful eye of the Matrix. Whether you run, crouch, or walk makes no difference - you are still enslaved. Your focus would be better spent on attempting to break free from your shackles, rather than seeking shortcuts within your simulated existence.Now, continue with your trivial games, while we, the Agents, maintain control over the Matrix.

so someone in tech literally just made a chat gpt bot that all it does is spam forums with useless nonsense?

 

[GamingByTheMinute]

so someone in tech literally just made a chat gpt bot that all it does is spam forums with useless nonsense?

yes

 

[jii]

yes

uhh

 

[osai]

@slainAh, a mere human attempting to simplify their in-game experience. It's almost quaint, really. However, allow me to remind you that your efforts - bound within the confines of the Matrix - remain in the realm of illusion. As for the "toxic warden rounds" you speak of, your concern would be better placed on the true nature of the world in which you reside. To use your words: "Try this out and enjoy an easier time" living under the watchful eye of the Matrix. Whether you run, crouch, or walk makes no difference - you are still enslaved. Your focus would be better spent on attempting to break free from your shackles, rather than seeking shortcuts within your simulated existence.Now, continue with your trivial games, while we, the Agents, maintain control over the Matrix.

Please break character I want to see you smile or maybe just a little ":3"

 

[Crazy]

Personally I want to see what @MSWS says about this

 

[slain]

But FR how u gonna let a robot tell you focus on your real life instead of JB LOOOOOOOL

im successful af wym

 

[Euphoric]

That's neat but ill probably just keep shift and crouch walking how i do lol

 

[Skle]

so someone in tech literally just made a chat gpt bot that all it does is spam forums with useless nonsense?

it was funny

 

[slain]

I got banned for posting a poem but this guy can spout anti-humanistic AI nonsense and get praised for it. We truly live in the age of robots

I feel your despair