no one believed me in the IRC. but im here to tell the good people of eGO the true identity of the man we call 'Dominion'. you all might know him as that council member that is on the IRC watching over us ready to strike. i have a story to tell you on about him.
it was late at night. i was on the IRC chatting to the regulars. we had a few laughs here and there. everyone had to leave because of their bedtime. i stayed online prowling around youtube, looking for cheap laughs. i check back 10 minutes later to see the IRC still barron, but full of people. i thought best my duty to rally up the crowd, so i decided to drop a fresh verse to awake the zombies. after about 78 lines dominion popped in.
'What are you doing?' he said in all caps.
'Rapping.' i said with my arms crossed and my pants sagging.
'ah ok, wait here.' he said, then he disconnected.
Confused, i decided to rap a few more lines. then someone connected under the name 'Domino'. i didnt pay attention, my lyrics were too hot to drop the entire purpose. i continued. after about 200 lines a line of text appeared.
'Stop.' Said Domino.
'Who are you?!' i said in all caps, to emulate my online masculanity.'
'im the ban hammer' he said, 'and your banned'.
He then pulled out his trusty weapon. a hammer chromed with rhinestones lining the rim of the flat head. it shined so bright as if it were polished by the minute. i hesitated and i began to run before he could strike a blow that could end me. i regained composure.
'What is that?!' i said with caps.
'This is my ban hammer. its name is Gardengrove. it was made by the strong hands of the council.'
'who are the council'
'they are the legion of dedicated gamers of the eGO clan.'
'they sound like nice guys/gals. i would like to join.'
i put my hand outwards, extending a hand shake. he was hesitant, but he returned the favor. but, before our hands met, i jumped back, and pulled out my ninja stars that were lined with spam for extra damage. it hit for 14 damage. he was at 86 hp while i was still at 100hp. his hammer was strong, but slow. compared to my spam stars, i could easily win. he pulled out his hidden rifle. it was a sniple rifle he named, Lafinass. since it was named lafinass, it was bound to be small and weak.
he shot me in the guy for 15 damage. i pulled out my rocket launcher, rocket jumped, and shot a crit rocket for 50 damage. we were even due to my rocket jump. to gain the win, i used the crit bus to finish him off. but before he was hit, he threw his banhammer at me, hitting me in the back for -400 damage. i was banned.
the moral is, dont spam
PART 2 Is coming soon.
it was late at night. i was on the IRC chatting to the regulars. we had a few laughs here and there. everyone had to leave because of their bedtime. i stayed online prowling around youtube, looking for cheap laughs. i check back 10 minutes later to see the IRC still barron, but full of people. i thought best my duty to rally up the crowd, so i decided to drop a fresh verse to awake the zombies. after about 78 lines dominion popped in.
'What are you doing?' he said in all caps.
'Rapping.' i said with my arms crossed and my pants sagging.
'ah ok, wait here.' he said, then he disconnected.
Confused, i decided to rap a few more lines. then someone connected under the name 'Domino'. i didnt pay attention, my lyrics were too hot to drop the entire purpose. i continued. after about 200 lines a line of text appeared.
'Stop.' Said Domino.
'Who are you?!' i said in all caps, to emulate my online masculanity.'
'im the ban hammer' he said, 'and your banned'.
He then pulled out his trusty weapon. a hammer chromed with rhinestones lining the rim of the flat head. it shined so bright as if it were polished by the minute. i hesitated and i began to run before he could strike a blow that could end me. i regained composure.
'What is that?!' i said with caps.
'This is my ban hammer. its name is Gardengrove. it was made by the strong hands of the council.'
'who are the council'
'they are the legion of dedicated gamers of the eGO clan.'
'they sound like nice guys/gals. i would like to join.'
i put my hand outwards, extending a hand shake. he was hesitant, but he returned the favor. but, before our hands met, i jumped back, and pulled out my ninja stars that were lined with spam for extra damage. it hit for 14 damage. he was at 86 hp while i was still at 100hp. his hammer was strong, but slow. compared to my spam stars, i could easily win. he pulled out his hidden rifle. it was a sniple rifle he named, Lafinass. since it was named lafinass, it was bound to be small and weak.
he shot me in the guy for 15 damage. i pulled out my rocket launcher, rocket jumped, and shot a crit rocket for 50 damage. we were even due to my rocket jump. to gain the win, i used the crit bus to finish him off. but before he was hit, he threw his banhammer at me, hitting me in the back for -400 damage. i was banned.the moral is, dont spam
PART 2 Is coming soon.
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