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Hey Wardens of the Ego Universe,
Serious question here. Like, life-or-death, code-red, DEFCON 5 level serious. Can a prisoner get some TP ST please?
I know, I know, you're all thinking "Another whiny inmate, smh." But hear me out. This isn't your average "I want to go to the armory" or "Free me, I'm innocent (probably)" request. This is about basic human dignity. This is about... hygiene.
Let's be real, the jail's plumbing situation is... questionable. Let's just say a man's gotta go sometimes, and the communal roll is about as appealing as a used flashbang. I'm talking sandpaper-grade roughness. I'm talking... well, I'll spare you the details. But let's just say my nether regions are in a state of emergency.
So, I propose a compromise. I'm not asking for a full teleport. I'm not asking for a VIP escape route. I'm just asking for a quick TP ST. A tactical deployment to the bathroom, a swift acquisition of the good stuff (you know, the plush, three-ply), and a rapid redeployment back to my cell. Think of it as a humanitarian mission.
I promise, I'll be quick. I'll even sing the warden's praises on mic. I'll write a haiku about their amazing ability to... you know... warden.
Please, Wardens. Have mercy. My butthole depends on it.
#TPST #PrisonerProblems #ButtHurt #SendHelp #Ego #EdgeGamers #Jailbreak #PleaseJustALittleTP
Serious question here. Like, life-or-death, code-red, DEFCON 5 level serious. Can a prisoner get some TP ST please?
I know, I know, you're all thinking "Another whiny inmate, smh." But hear me out. This isn't your average "I want to go to the armory" or "Free me, I'm innocent (probably)" request. This is about basic human dignity. This is about... hygiene.
Let's be real, the jail's plumbing situation is... questionable. Let's just say a man's gotta go sometimes, and the communal roll is about as appealing as a used flashbang. I'm talking sandpaper-grade roughness. I'm talking... well, I'll spare you the details. But let's just say my nether regions are in a state of emergency.
So, I propose a compromise. I'm not asking for a full teleport. I'm not asking for a VIP escape route. I'm just asking for a quick TP ST. A tactical deployment to the bathroom, a swift acquisition of the good stuff (you know, the plush, three-ply), and a rapid redeployment back to my cell. Think of it as a humanitarian mission.
I promise, I'll be quick. I'll even sing the warden's praises on mic. I'll write a haiku about their amazing ability to... you know... warden.
Please, Wardens. Have mercy. My butthole depends on it.
#TPST #PrisonerProblems #ButtHurt #SendHelp #Ego #EdgeGamers #Jailbreak #PleaseJustALittleTP
