URGENT: OUTBREAK OF FUN, QUARANTINE REQUIRED

URGENT: OUTBREAK OF FUN, QUARANTINE REQUIRED

This is not a drill.

We have confirmed an outbreak of "fun" and all affected gamers are encouraged to take immediate quarantine. Directions for quarantine are included below. Symptoms include severe AWP and Auto gameplay, moderate to excessive mic spam, immediate loss of gravity, significant increase in weight, loss of vision and uncontrollable laughter.

Those potentially infected are directed to the CS:S Dust2 server TONIGHT at 11:00 PM Eastern (8:00 PM GardenGrove Time) for immediate quarantine because...

IT's EDGEGAMERS FRIDAY FUNDAY

You know the rotation. cs_office → de_dust → de_highschool → community vote.
Who knows what the end time will be. We go till we can't type anymore.
*Adult beverages required for those able to partake.

Don't be lame. Be there.

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Legend

Councilman Polamalu From Chicago

Legend, sometimes known as Councilman Polamalu, is former Chief Executive Officer of EdgeGamers, having served as CEO from 2015 until stepping down on July, 2024. A member of the community since 2008, he helped guide EdgeGamers through nearly a decade of growth, games, and no-drama-Saturdays. Now, you will find him in CS:S Dust2 for Friday Funday or playing Battlefield6 on the EdgeGamers Discord.

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