You're driving down a road where they're doing construction and get out of the car and start yelling "DISPENSER GOES HERE!"
You immediately hide behind a big object when you hear a beep.
Your friend is on fire so you start whacking away with an axe, wondering why you aren't critting.
You put on cleats and then wonder why you aren't running twice as fast.
You ask every girl you see with flowers on her purse, "Are you the pyro?"
You see someone pick up a crate and get mad at them for hogging your metal.
You start petitioning people to "save the endangered spy crabs."