How you know your playing too much TF2

haha when you have calluses' on ur wrist from having ur hand on a keyboard/mouse too long and it looks like a burn/bruise hahaha.


^.. true story.. :||
 
You see your friend acting kinda strange, so you beat him with a nearby object to make sure he isn't a spy.
 
You know you've played to much TF2 when your car won't start so you beat on the engine with a large wrench for 2 minutes and then wonder why it isn't fixed.
 
(real) you tell your wife "just one more short round" at 9pm and go to bed at 3am...
 
(real) you tell your wife "just one more short round" at 9pm and go to bed at 3am...

replace wife with girlfriend or room mate...and thats me. along with about half of the other ones in this list...spy sappin mah cell phone! Its dead :'(
 
whenever you run into someone and you don't go through him, you start beating him down thinking hes a spy
 
When youre these guys.
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You think the fridge is an enemy dispenser, and trie to sap it with the microwave
 
You're driving down a road where they're doing construction and get out of the car and start yelling "DISPENSER GOES HERE!"

You immediately hide behind a big object when you hear a beep.

Your friend is on fire so you start whacking away with an axe, wondering why you aren't critting.

You put on cleats and then wonder why you aren't running twice as fast.

You ask every girl you see with flowers on her purse, "Are you the pyro?"

You see someone pick up a crate and get mad at them for hogging your metal.

You start petitioning people to "save the endangered spy crabs."
 
You know when you have been playing too much TF2...when you get banned off the computer.

Parents banhammer...always bigger.

You do the pyro taunt with your dads 100 year old axe

You always have that humongous monkey wrench in your belt

You call your personal firearm "Sasha"
 
you know when you have played too much tf2 when you chase your someone while yelling spy
 
You know you have layed too much TF2 when you start making cardboard cutouts and sticking them on your face and thinking that your house landowner cant tell who you are when he comes by to get your rent

:D
 
When you dream of TF2 matches, and you still don't take the highest score....

When you remember those dreams in detail :|
 
Got another one. We went to visit Dangerdad this weekend. There was some debris in the roadway at one point and Bubbles said, "Oh, metal. Need it." Thankfully, she refrained from driving through it.
 

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