Change 1 word from this sentence

[A Canadian Guy]

ANOTHER fourm game. It's simple how to play: I will show you how.
I start with a sentence, and then you change 1 word from that sentence.
For example: A:The Heavy Is A Spy B:The Heavy Punches A Spy C: The Spy Punches a Spy. Simple? Alright, let me begin.

The Pyro Is A Girl

 

[Captain Quirk -I|G-]

The president is a girl.

 

[HitmanX]

The president punches a girl.

 

[n00b-=Ketchup=-]

The president punches a donkey.

 

[Klammy]

the zombie punches a donkey

 

[Captain Quirk -I|G-]

the zombie punches a baby

 

[Newman]

the zombie eats a baby

 

[Captain Quirk -I|G-]

the JohnT eats a baby.

 

[Beta]

the johnt is a baby

 

[Black cat]

The JohNT is a lie

 

[kdub wB]

The cake is a lie

 

[Black cat]

Ninjafluffs cake is a lie.

 

[felon]

Ninjafluffs pickle is a lie.

 

[Zadori]

GGVW pickle is a lie

 

[Prokiller]

GGVW age is a lie

 

[Ducttape]

GGVW muttonchops is a lie

 

[BlackJoker]

LOLcat picture is not here.

 

[Prince Abu]

Blackjoker fails at this, so... GGVW muttonchops is a cow.

 

[n00b-=Ketchup=-]

GGVW muttonchops is a nasty

 

[BlackJoker]

GGVW roudhouse-kick is a nasty

And yes, I did the first one on purpose in the wrong way.