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This is the *edited version* of a funny thread I read a couple of days ago, I almost died of a heart attack because people are simply......crazy.


It's a long read so take your time, enjoy:


CLICK HERE
 
OMG...wow. That's seriously hilarious, and totally worth the few minutes it took to read. :)
 
Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to do a funny thread, but take it from this old thread rat, I've spent my entire adult life in the threads, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.

If you only train one part of your threads(and that's all a single exercise like this thread is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.

Funny threads basically only train the funny bone and to some extent, the game threads. What you really want to do is train all your threads, all the major muscle groups (funny, game, anouncment, suprise, news and farewells) at the same time, over the course of a workout. And don't forget your gibberish work!

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with threads, posting right, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.

But do it right, okay?

My advice, find a good gym, with qualified administrators who will design your threads for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for forum fitness. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).

And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being in shape the first time you walk into the forum. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.

Now get out there and get thready! :-)


(that was the best forum post ever.)
 
If you can't, don't feel badly about yourself. With my special training program, anyone can eat 100 Administrators in 7 weeks
 
Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to be an admin, but take it from this old admin rat, I've spent my entire adult life with the admins, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.

If you only train one of your admins(and that's all a single Special Forces Member is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.

Good admins basically excercise the funny bone and to some extent, the in-game admins. What you really want to do is train all your admins, all the major groups (Dim-witted, stupid, slow, dumb, unintelligent, anserine, dopey, foolish,
blockheaded, boneheaded, duncical, thick-skulled, cloddish, doltish, dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow, lumpish, nitwitted, senseless, soft-witted, AND witless[gasp for breath]) at the same time, over the course of a training session. And don't forget your gibberish time!

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with admins [...], kicking right, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.

But do it right, okay?

My advice, find a good class, with qualified S|F's who will teach you admin-ing (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for administrative fitness. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).

And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being in shape the first time you walk into the forum. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.

Now get out there and get your admin! :-)
 
If you can't, don't feel badly about yourself. With my special training program, anyone can eat 100 Special Forces Members in 7 weeks
 
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