Scam

[Wal-Mart Security]

Be Careful -

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each

 

[PieceMaker]

Hahahaha. Nice scam Wal-Mart, but unless a woman pops out of the wallet, I'm not buying. (I already got one from them for Christmas.)

 

[Deathscythe]

lolwut!?

 

[foxtrotniner]

wait walmart, you're very gullible aren't ya? fool me once shame on you, fool me twice or more shame on me. Besides only i know the secret location of my wallet.

 

[Lamesauce]

just put FBI shield in your wallet, problem fixed.

 

[AWPerator]

wait walmart, you're very gullible aren't ya? fool me once shame on you, fool me twice or more shame on me. Besides only i know the secret location of my wallet.

Fool me that many times and you have the IQ of a cricket

 

[Kody]

lolwut!?

ha thats why im saying

 

[Mr. Dogma]

I would just buy a bunch of cheap wallets and leave em empty.

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

I would just buy a bunch of cheap wallets and leave em empty.

Thats the idea

 

[Mr. Dogma]

Excellent.

 

[Blindsfell]

I'd sacrifice my wallet for some of that......

 

[apocalypsefu]

Hmmmm 2 crazy girls start undressing in your car and then mess with you while your driving...

...watch out wal-mart one of these days your gonna crash and there won't be anymore girls to take your wallets

 

[FluffyTDestroyer]

The mystery of the 35 trips to the hardware store for Deets this last month has been explained...

I wondered why he kept going up to Home Depot, and coming back with nothing to show for it but a cheese eating grin...

 

[BlackJoker]

Got it, buy lots of cheap wallets and drive to home depot a lot.
Is there a limit to how many times I can go there? No right? Good!

 

[shake_n_bake]

wow, i usually only laugh at videos on forums, but this made me laugh just from reading pretty hard LOL

 

[Rellik]

/vote "POTD?" Yes No

*hits 1*

 

[Chuckles]

Nice wally!

 

[blizbiggy]

omg lol.... just put a chain to your wallet so they cant steal it. mine is usually in my pocket on my butt and it has buttons on it which makes it severly difficult to remove from my pocket without me noticing.

EDIT: and i dont carry cash most the times so its very easy to just call up bank (which i only have a debit card) and tell them about it being stolen.

 

[Dark Knight]

Just tell them you forgot the wallert when you half way out in the country

 

[Zadori]

lol wally me its in my inside pocket of my (ummm atm im trying to find how to say taht word in english lol...........1min as past....2 min as past..... ah too bad ill say someting like it) coat but not hot as a coat in french its a polar