Crysis has a short story? No way...

[xenophek]

I keep hearing and reading people's comments about Crysis. They keep saying that it has a short story. No way, I completely disagree. You people are just going about it the wrong way.

I believe that everyone should be forced, like me, to replay one level over and over. Glitching should become a part of our diet. Don't you see? Replaying that level where you rescue the asian chick in the village over and over because of a glitch is awesome! I just love killing the same Koreans over and over again. Hey, haven't I seen that explosion before? Oh, that's right, I have!

America [and other nations of the world], I believe that the endless loop of one mission is just what all of the whiners need. I have a full and exciting storyline for Crysis that never ends!

Wonderful...

 

[Snag219]

But same level can get you only so much entertainment

 

[Blue Ghost]

I disagee. Glitching takes all the fun out of it. It takes away the feeling of accomplishment when you finish the game.

 

[Icarus]

You misunderstood his post, he's getting a glitch that stops him from getting to the next mission.

This forum could use sarcasm tags, no offense to anyone, but people here don't seem to spot it very well.

 

[Mr. Dogma]

Ha, that actually happened to me the very first time I played it. There was that part where you're supposed to go into a cave, but the cave is blocked off by rocks that can't be destroyed. Kind of a pain, but it worked the 2nd time through.

 

[BlackMesaSouth]

Something about Xenophek. Unless he is answering a question, 90% of his post should have implied sarcasm tags.

 

[Goretex]

sorry this is offtopic, but your sig is hilarious

 

[xenophek]

sorry this is offtopic, but your sig is hilarious

Thanks. The picture or the quote?

 

[Endiment]

Like a caramel apple dripping with caramel, that description was dripping with sarcasm.