Late night Kamphy fish Fry

[Mr. Chair -TR-]

11:09pmRob
nah
you're wrong
11:09pmDaniel
ya
no
I'm quite right
11:10pmRob
you're never right
11:10pmDaniel
I just was
own't
11:10pmRob
prove it
11:11pmDaniel
Jacksonville wont win the SB this year
11:11pmRob
...true, but how does that prove it
11:11pmDaniel
I'm right
and you cant and wont debate it
so eat it
11:12pmRob
I DEBATE IT
11:12pmDaniel
Open up and say AAHHHHH
11:12pmRob
AAHHHH
11:12pmDaniel
*stuffs monkey feces down throat*
punk't
11:12pmRob
i love feces
win
11:12pmDaniel
Now you're lying
not win
11:13pmRob
mmmm.... feces
11:13pmDaniel
See now you're just being stupid
no man likes monkey doodoo
11:13pmRob
you can't prove that
11:13pmDaniel
Either you're a monkey or you're lying
11:13pmRob
can't it be both?
11:14pmDaniel
What, a lying monkey?
Well thats possible too
11:14pmRob
well then thats what i am
11:14pmDaniel
There you go
11:14pmRob
there i go where
11:14pmDaniel
You're a monkey lying about the fact that he likes his own feces
its simple
11:14pmRob
so?
11:15pmDaniel
You're a liar
11:15pmRob
so?
11:15pmDaniel
Thats what we've been trying to prove these past 5 minutes
11:15pmRob
so?
11:15pmDaniel
and we just did, so you're a lying monkey that likes his own feces but is insecure in his poo-lovingness
so he's in denial
11:16pmRob
so?
11:16pmDaniel
that simple
11:16pmRob
so?
11:16pmDaniel
You should do something about it
Take counselling
Have a poo-fast
dont eat it for a month
see how you do
11:16pmRob
i have a tendency to eat counsellors
11:16pmDaniel
see if you have poo-withdrawal symptoms
counsellors arent poo
11:17pmRob
says you
11:17pmDaniel
Well, you gotta point there, nevermind that
so you eat counsellors
the plot thickens
11:18pmRob
ugh, theres a plot now?
11:18pmDaniel
Can you read?
11:18pmRob
what?
11:18pmDaniel
I repeat the question
11:18pmRob
did you say something?
11:18pmDaniel
There is a plot.
You're a monkey that likes to eat his own counsellors (in the form of poo) but is in denial of his own poo-lovingness and so is insecure
Wait.
I messed that up
11:19pmRob
did I mention everything i say is a lie?
11:20pmDaniel
So what you just said is a lie, right?
11:20pmRob
no
11:20pmDaniel
Thats not possible
11:20pmRob
but that was
11:21pmDaniel
If everything you say is a lie, then you cant say that everything you say is a lie, because that would be the truth
See?
11:21pmRob
or it could be a lie
and only some of the things i say are lies, including what i said
11:21pmDaniel
Then you're not lying, and you've been tellin g the truth
But that still makes you a liar
11:21pmRob
look, you don't have to tell either 100% truth or 100% lies
i said everything i saw is a lie
which is a lie
11:22pmDaniel
You just said everything you say is a lie'
so
logically...
11:22pmRob
only about half of the things i say are lies
no, i have already used logic
11:22pmDaniel
Thats not possible
11:22pmRob
yes it is
11:22pmDaniel
If you said everything you say is a lie, then you just divided by zero, apparently
Because thats not possible
11:23pmRob
you fail at reasoning
BAI!
11:23pmDaniel
No, my reasoning is far above your's
Accept it.
11:23pmRob
except that mine is true, and yours contradicts mine, which means its false
11:23pmDaniel
Your's hasnt been proven true yet
Mine just proved your's false, so mine is right
11:24pmRob
how has it not? do you want me to go over it again?
11:24pmDaniel
We already did
several times
11:24pmRob
but you still don't get it
11:24pmDaniel
No you dont get it
my logic was infallible
11:25pmRob
i really hope you're kidding
11:25pmDaniel
you were too busy eating your own poo to read what Isaid
11:25pmRob
thats all i have to say
because its tf2s teim now
11:25pmDaniel
Is that a lie?
11:25pmRob
BAI
11:26pmDaniel
namarie

Sorry, its late over here. =[

 

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I'm afraid you'll get a lot of tl;dr for this one