Debaucherers and Dyslexics UNTIE!

[The Big Herm]

Here is where we will gather to spread Debauchery and bad spelling and grammar. Join me in my QUEST!

 

[The Big Herm]

If you are thinking about becoming an adversary, take into account....My army of baad grammerers and debauchery experts will destroy you.

 

[The IRS]

I didnt know you were one of them bad gramarers

 

[foxtrotniner]

m3 foxtrot wiil j0in sarge's kuwest f0r baad g|2ammmerer and deb4uch3rry.

 

[Beta]

what we do wit bad gramar noew

 

[broccolicreamsoup]

YA Dyslexic!

 

[Blackfang]

wat du wee du na0?

 

[The Big Herm]

RECRUIT !!!! We must over take teh poeples wit good grammering and speek fer good~

 

[midget31394]

I wuodl ikle ot iojn, I wull fiyt fro disxleia,

midget31394,
Cretaro fo disxelci kebords.

 

[NinjaFluff]

LOLspeak, or you are my enemy Sarge!

 

[Metatron]

I am the grammar police. Please step back from your location and go to school. Thank you.

 

[midget31394]

I am the grammar police. Please step back from your location and go to school. Thank you.

NEAVAAAAAAAAAAH *blows Metatroons heed aff*

 

[Existence.]

You will never take us, the Proper Grammatical speaking people on!
We use big, intimidating words! Such as voluptuous.

 

[Metatron]

Then I will be forced to use things that are considered by many 'torture'...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQm7YpxgOnA[/ame]

 

[Carmine]

You people could just use the spellcheck function dominion was nice enough to provide us with.

 

[foxtrotniner]

LAWL!! I almost died laughing watching that video metatron

 

[NinjaFluff]

Nice to see some people still appreciate proper grammar! Sorry sarge, but if your troops can't read "This end towards enemy", then they're hosed

 

[Mr. Yeah]

wat

 

[Beta]

Why Isnt The Man In The Video Dead

 

[Frank Booth]

I have a solution for the dyslexic people. Learn Chinese.

American children with reading problems can easily learn to read English represented by Chinese characters.

Rozin P, Poritsky S, Sotsky R.


With 2.5 to 5.5 hours of tutoring, eight second-grade inner-city school children with clear reading disability were taught to read English material written as 30 different Chinese characters. This accomplishment eliminates certain general interpretations of dyslexia, for example, as a visual-auditory memory deficit. The success of this program can be attributed to the novelty of the Chinese orthography and to the fact that Chinese characters map into speech at the level of words rather than of phonemes. It is proposed that much reading disability can be accounted for in terms of the highly abstract nature of the phoneme (the critical unit of speech in alphabetic systems) and that an intermediate unit, such as the syllable, might well be used to introduce reading.