Pyro's Flares:
Ingredients:
A bunch of jalapenos
Bacon
Cream cheese
Amounts will vary by how much you want to make.
Cut the jalapenos in half, and remove the seeds and strings with a sharp paring knife (or a machete if you are a sniper). I recommend borrowing rubber gloves from a medic for this, if you don't want to spend the rest of the night running around screaming "I'm burning! I'm burning!" Then take each half jalapeno and fill with cream cheese, just enough to fill the cavity, not so much it overflows.
Take your bacon and cut each strip in half. Wrap the half strip of bacon around the cheese-filled jalapeno and secure with a tooth pick (or syringe from the medic gun. Unused syringes, please! We are concerned about hygiene!)
Bake on greased cookie sheet at 400 for about 15 minutes, or until bacon appears done, or blast with flamethrower for 2 minutes (30 seconds if you get a critical hit).
Serve warm.