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Hey if y'all got some good jokes i want to hear them, ima real people person if you guys got some funny jokes good or bad tell me, or post them for everyone to see!!!
Here's some:
Your momma is so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed.
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five, one to hold the udder and four to lift and the cow up and down.
Your momma is so stupid when she was on her way to the airport there was a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
3 countries get togather to talk about the most astounding achievments of the century; consisting of the USA, Russia, and a country filled with blondes. They asked Russia what their major acomplisment of the 20th century were and they said, "We were the first country to put a man into space!", they cheered and woohoo. The asked the USA what major acomplishment they had and they said, "We were the first to put a man on the moon!!!", they cheered got drunk and USA for the win! They then asked the country of blondes what their major acomplisment was, everyone in the room was ready for their answer. They look among one another and smirked, "So what we are going to do something much bigger and harder than any of y'all!!", they laughed and asked what that was. "We are going to be the first to land on the sun!!!", the room went quiet and then someone came forward chuckling, "Aha you cant go to the sun dummies, it's too hot!", the blondes responded, "Yah that's why we are going to go during the night!!"
If you don't like these, big woop, tell me urs
Later
Here's some:
Your momma is so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed.
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five, one to hold the udder and four to lift and the cow up and down.
Your momma is so stupid when she was on her way to the airport there was a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
3 countries get togather to talk about the most astounding achievments of the century; consisting of the USA, Russia, and a country filled with blondes. They asked Russia what their major acomplisment of the 20th century were and they said, "We were the first country to put a man into space!", they cheered and woohoo. The asked the USA what major acomplishment they had and they said, "We were the first to put a man on the moon!!!", they cheered got drunk and USA for the win! They then asked the country of blondes what their major acomplisment was, everyone in the room was ready for their answer. They look among one another and smirked, "So what we are going to do something much bigger and harder than any of y'all!!", they laughed and asked what that was. "We are going to be the first to land on the sun!!!", the room went quiet and then someone came forward chuckling, "Aha you cant go to the sun dummies, it's too hot!", the blondes responded, "Yah that's why we are going to go during the night!!"
If you don't like these, big woop, tell me urs
Later
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