Kids say the darndest things

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is .........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck .
-- Ricky, age 10
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is .........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck .
-- Ricky, age 10

lolz at these 1's
 
kids

1. one bulletproof way to get a girl is too say that you own a lot of candystores, and wiggle with your hips, and hope for the best
jane girl 8 years

2. if you are going for a walk and your brain falls out you wont be able to find home again, because you cant think straight anymore
Susan girl 8 years

3. the loosening of a womans egg begins at 14 years of age, and lasts to the middleage.
Jonas boy 7 years.

4. Arsenik is a very strong spice, it can ruin any dinner.
Natascha girl 8 years.

5. a mother in law is the punishment you get for marrying a woman you dont know.
Poul boy 7 years.

6. My littlebrother asked me what happens when we die, and i told him that we get burried under a pile of dirt, and get eaten by worms, i should maybe have told him the truth, that we almost all go directly to hell, and will burn forever, but i did not want to upset him.
Kristian boy 8 years

lol number 6 my fav
 
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

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That made my day.
 
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

Best ones. I lol'd at these the most. But all are pretty hilarious.
 

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