No moar theives in your house ever again!

[Mystery Penguin]

 

[Major Payne]

I could use that.

I'll take one please. Do you install?

 

[CrimsonAegis]

Are those laser-activated trip mines?

 

[HardHat]

Think i'll stick with my trusty tennis racquet in case of thieves.

 

[Black cat]

What happens when the cat comes in?

 

[redspike[DAM]]

pfff......lose defense...i have more

but nice......will be a bit toughter 2 get through there

 

[Plasma]

a bird could come through the window then Boom

ha, you call that security?
mine is filled with barnacles

 

[aleatorystories]

thats awesome, id like one!

 

[Mystery Penguin]

What happens when the cat comes in?

that cat gets screwed.

 

[Mystery Penguin]

thats awesome, id like one!

$2600 dollars please, $2,000 for the workers' danger issue, $500 for the trip mines, and $100 for our own profit

 

[Cryptex]

Gravity gun time. Maybe a RPG or 2. Hrmmm.

 

[Mystery Penguin]

I could use that.

I'll take one please. Do you install?

yes we do, $2600 please.

 

[5starGeneralAlphaSnake]

*press*
Ill take 2500

 

[Mystery Penguin]

we now do specific items and rooms!

 

[Mystery Penguin]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RE5V9X9Y

demo's rock

 

[Black cat]

Mystery penguin, I go into a room to snipe, and an enemy comes in and kills me from behind. Can you prevent this from happening?

 

[Mystery Penguin]

Mystery penguin, I go into a room to snipe, and an enemy comes in and kills me from behind. Can you prevent this from happening?

no tanks, I like seeing you die in video games

 

[Black cat]

Pfft, I get a much better insurance with "Masterofpuppets Korp. ".
which is why I never die in computer-games