NEW! From Slayr Foods!!

[Sgt. Starbuck]

Due to being a crack shot Slayr 357 has an abundance of venison (deer). He was once surprised by Tech Sgt. Starbuck who was waiting for deer in another tree stand. Upon seeing 2 deer in a field Slayr fired his rifle. Tech fired his rifle too and his bullet hit Slayr's bullet in mid-air and split it in half getting both deer.

So, due to an abundance of venison Slayr is introducing some new and unusual products.

For Breakfast:
Venison Crispies! Sugar coated venison flakes good warm or cold! Kids love 'em.

For Anytime:
Venison Cola! The cold taste of cola with the bold taste of deer!!

Venison Ice Cream!! Vanilla ice cream with good, hearty chunks of deer!! Fur or non-furred flavors

Venison Testicle Stew!! The meal that you can roll around on your plate!! Grows hair on your chest!

Deer in the headlights! Served in the real headlight of a Toyota Camry!!

Bambi's Mom Lasagna!! (She was a lousy mother anyway)

Remember Slayr Foods are quality products. He's not just in it for the doe.
DOH!!


Tech

 

[DethBringer]

lol!! bullets hit each other in mid air and split huh

I'll just order me some venison cola plz.

 

[xplag]

I'll take an order of the lasagna and cola
do you take plinks for payment?

 

[GetSomeZzz]

It all sounds pretty good....I'll take twenty of each!
Nah but really.

 

[Carmine]

What no one caught dysentry? This hunting dissapoints me!

 

[Carne]

"Wanted" style bullets ^^

 

[Silent_Ninja]

Scrumdidlyumptious Hmmm Venison Ice cream!...

 

[SPARTAN MAN]

Wow

 

[-V-]

Win.

 

[PotatoCannon]

Win.

 

[KURDT_COBAIN]

Crispies for me!!!!!!

 

[Black cat]

Bambi's Mom Lasagna!! (She was a lousy mother anyway)

 

[Sgt. Starbuck]

The eyeballs on a stick are worth trying.


Tech

 

[Mr. Chair -TR-]

The eyeballs on a stick are worth trying.


Tech

Oh heck yeah. Graded A+ by Kamphy.