You can't kill Baconerds........why you ask? Because the fat in our blood plugs the holes you make with your piddly weapons. Muuwhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! our plan is epic, our food is perfect, and the safety dancers are weak. The dancers shall hurt themselves over and over again once we pour bacon grease on their dance floor. Oh YES!!! We make the Safety Dance UNSAFE therefore destroying the very core of their fragile existence.