You know you play too much TF2 when...

when you hallowwen costume is made up of a spy suite and a paper mask. thinking nobody will know you are a spy.
 
when you favorite math equation is equation for TF2's lighting engine. (engis favorite equation) (could not copy it)

.. You argue with your parents the difference between a assain and a crazzed gun man..
 
when you can replace the words in the song Playing halo 3 to playin TF2
 
...when you poke a fat guy in the back at a park and say "I was never really on your side."
 
When you run around with an aerosol can and a lighter screaming 'SPY CHECK!!!' and begin to light people on fire

When you play baseball and you hit the ball and yell BONK!!! At the top of your lungs
 
When you think hiding in a cardboard box painted like a sentry, shooting people with an airsoft gun and bottle rockets is worth prison.

When you decide that you'll build a cardboard dispenser that when a button is pressed, a cardboard panel is pushed back and candy falls into the chute on Halloween.
 
...when your at the doctors and he is 100% done with the procedure but then runs out of the room and leaves you dead.
 
When you go to the doctors and she comes in with the needle to draw blood and you see its red and think "OH MY GOD SHE'S ON THE OTHER TEAM"

When you try to make a teleporter into the game being your own class with your own homemade weapons of a cat launcher, a modified lazer tag gun, and a cat (melee)
 
when you carry sandviches in your belt.

One for you teachers out there : you give an essay/test to the class, and the inevitable groan comes. you say : CRY SOME MORE!
 
When you spend 16 hrs one Saturday machining a check valve to make a real life backburner, only to find that they sell them at my local hardware store.

!bang
 
when you carry sandviches in your belt.

One for you teachers out there : you give an essay/test to the class, and the inevitable groan comes. you say : CRY SOME MORE!
:rolleyes:
I actually did that once. Gosh, that was funny as hell. Me and my friends couldn't stop laughing (Although they don't play TF2 they knew that I was quoting the heavy).
My teacher was looking at me evily though . . .


-Calle
 
...when you quit all other mmorpgs you were playing (true story!).

...when you laugh every time someone yells "That *insert inanimate object name here*'s a spy!"

...when you finally quit playing and you notice that your physique is starting to look like the heavy's.

...when you're playing any other fps and you can't help but trying to yell "MEDIC!"

...when you're doing the hurdles and you can't understand why you can't double-jump.

...when you give your mom her aspirin and she eats it, you yell "Whoops! That was not medicine!"

...after running 100 laps in P.E., you jog in place and say "I'm not even winded!" (and watch your teacher give you 100 more =p)
 
...when your teacher asks "Name 3 natural occurrences." And you reply "Grass grows, birds fly, and brudda - I hurt people."
 

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