A challenge to the baconerds

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DrunkenSailor

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I challenge all who love bacon to a contest....a contest to the death. If we cannot live in peace together in the shoutbox then by god we will die together on the field of battle! This is a call to arms, all who love the Safteydance can stand with us (the good side). All who worship the little fatty strips of flesh AKA bacon will be cut down like wheat in the fields.

I will take your scalps, hang them on my belt and do the safteydance on your cold dead corpses! I demand justice for myself and Carmine who were insulted tonight in the shoutbox by the so called Baconlovers. Just because we like to listen to the safteydance, well we will NOT be insulted any longer!
 
We, the lovers of bacon, accept your challenge! We shall meet you on the field of battle, and we shall destroy you!

Afterwards, there will be bacon for all those who are alive!

Bacon Lovers, post and I shall create a list of our followers!
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Bacon Brigade:

Commander:
The Big Herm

Baconlords:
-Nero
-ACG
-BlackMesaSouth
-Cervani

Bacon Commandos:
-Ninjafluff

Skillet Lords:
-Foxhound

Bacon Announcers:
-PotatoCannon

Bacon Warriors:
-Captain Wes
-HL2master
-rellikpd
-MrAlgebra
-Ducttape
-Foxtrotniner
-Tomsound
-Azznik
-XOSniper
-Beta
-BioHazardd
-Sandman
-TcVinsky
-Toasteddude
-Sgt. McAwesome
-Smoochee
-Prince Abu
-Ca$h Money
-Zadori
-paraplegic_ballerina
-thespecialist
-passenger
-Anders
-RESPAWN
-Sexy Beast
-Dethbringer
-Tylantt
-The Machinist
-Jurgs
 
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Nero said:
We, the lovers of bacon, accept your challenge! We shall meet you on the field of battle, and we shall destroy you!

Afterwards, there will be bacon for all those who are alive!

Bacon Lovers, post and I shall create a list of our followers!


Baconlords:
-Nero
-ACG
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Bacon shall always prevail!
 
Anyone who enjoys dancing and doesnt like to be made fun of by bacon eaters post in here and we will gather eGO's finest warriors together for a battle royale! This is a plea from your general who fights for all that is good in this world, how many will stand with me and put down these swine?
 
We will burn the bacon to ashes with the flame throwers. We will detonate it with our charges and blow it into millions of pieces. Bacon will die, we will watch its grease wash into the sea, lost forever so that no one will have to suffer its presence. Then we will do the safety dance while bacon is no more.
 
DrunkenSailor said:
Anyone who enjoys dancing and doesnt like to be made fun of by bacon eaters post in here and we will gather eGO's finest warriors together for a battle royale! This is a plea from your general who fights for all that is good in this world, how many will stand with me and put down these swine?
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me i will i wan 2 do it
 
DrunkenSailor said:
Anyone who enjoys dancing and doesnt like to be made fun of by bacon eaters post in here and we will gather eGO's finest warriors together for a battle royale! This is a plea from your general who fights for all that is good in this world, how many will stand with me and put down these swine?
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Oh, I am a man without a hat and I LOVE to dance. It is ON!

6.
 
You see...Drunken sailor said he would gather eGO's finest warriors to battle bacon...Bacon has already got the best and brightest within its ranks. I will personally be overseeing the actions of the Bacon Brigaide from here on out.
 
The Big Herm said:
You see...Drunken sailor said he would gather eGO's finest warriors to battle bacon...Bacon has already got the best and brightest within its ranks. I will personally be overseeing the actions of the Bacon Brigaide from here on out.
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i not on bacon side so i on other side so we win n e ways
 
A glorious day is upon us, fellow Safety Dancers. A day of victory! Today is the day where we can strike down the baconerds. Did you know that this day, the baconerds revealed their true colors, praising rick rolling and denouncing any former glory they once held! They claim that they ARE the dark side, now sure, everyone is a bit evil now and again, but this is just vile and disgusting. A new era is upon us, expect an influx of rick rolls.

SO! WHEN THE TIME COMES AND YOUR CHILDREN ASK WHICH SIDE YOU FOUGHT FOR, WHAT WILL YOU TELL THEM? Will you admit to fighting for the evil masses that are the baconerds? Will you be just as bad, and stand by and do nothing for that is an evil equal to that of fighting on their side! Or will you say you fought with honor, and took the field of battle among the valiant ranks of safety dancers? We face dark times indeed my friends, we must repel the gouts of poison spilling from the mouths of those who eat bacon, for it is corrupting and twisting the shoutbox!

To stand upon the bedrock of the Law is our great duty. To presume to stand above it is our worst heresy. The baconerds presume to stand above the bedrock of law, and that is the worst heresy! The baconerds stretch the shoutbox as they please! They do all to destroy that which we stand for! Remember this day, for it shall be one of glory and victory for justice. The baconerds must pay for what they have done.
 
Personally I think safety dance and bacon both are radical so really there are no sides here in my book!
 
aleatorystories said:
Personally I think safety dance and bacon both are radical so really there are no sides here in my book!
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Well you are WRONG!


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People, do you really want your kids to be following Carmines example? What we have here is a clear case of a spammer. Do you want your children to spam? I certainly don't.
 
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BACON MEANS YOU HAVE TO KILL PIGS, pigs are cool and they will oink you to death, SO GO SAFETY DANCE, we shall crush those pig killing evil doers and the honor of safety dancing should be enshrined in the tombs of triumph forever.
 
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