Behold the power of bacon!!!!!

"No injuries were reported, and the incident remains under investigation."..... LMFAO! Awesome find!
 
::sigh:: What a sick world! Someone sends you bacon and you call the police :confused:
 
What did they think? Terrorists are resorting to long term strategies such as raising our cholesterol and increasing our risk of heart disease.

Has this spawned a new term? Baconbomb
 
From deep within the highly secure and secret labs in Warpath, emerges the most innovative and destructive explosive ever. Dr. Woodstock, lab manager and sole scientist, will present his latest invention within the next few weeks. The date has not been set yet, so watch for updates.
 
Okay I have some things to say...

A. How full of yourself must you be to assume that any odd package you get is immediately a bomb?

and B. What bomb in the history of explosives oozes?! And furthermore, could no one smell the very obvious meat smell coming from the oil?!

*headdesk* The government, ladies and gentlemen...
 
*headdesk* The government, ladies and gentlemen...

Yeah the govenments' most attractive attribute is their ability to make me laugh.

Whomever called the po po to report this package should repeat the *headdesk* move repeatedly until further notice.
 
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