Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

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were all having lunch together. Shrek
said, I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how
can I be sure?
Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never
had it confirmed.

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true
was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for
them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous
and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for
lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

angelina jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most gorgeous woman alive.'

Then Brad Pitt lifted his sexy head and said.......
















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