the random statements thread

[CroutonsofDeath{RD}]

Spooooooooooooooooooooooon!
(I forgot how much I loved that show )

 

[Matz]

An Australian prison guard held hostage for two days was released after a ransom demand for pizzas was met.

A New Zealand man who called police officers 'pigs' has been ordered to spend a day at a pig farm.

A 77-year-old granny made a citizen's arrest in Germany when she rugby-tackled a 25-year-old jay walker.

A drunk driver was arrested in Germany after he accidentally rang the police instead of a breakdown service when he had a flat tyre.

 

[R3POMAN]

i was like what? that makes absolutely no sense...

i fail

HA and its true

 

[R3POMAN]

I also nominate BUNG HOLE as hilarious for all ages

 

[Redemption]

I am cool.

 

[jocker]

it is illegal to punch a moose out of an airplane over alaska

 

[PotatoCannon]

Farts dont grow in butts

 

[RedFlag]

Farts dont grow in butts

And there goes my appetite for the lunch currently sitting in front of me >.>

 

[R3POMAN]

I have honestly never thought about were a fart is formed... interesting

 

[OODA Loop]

The pump to pressurize a [beer] keg is called a bung.
The hole you insert it into is called a Bung Hole.

bung holes are more commonly used when talking about wine, but can be used with any type of liquid. References go back to Shakespearean times:

Hamlet: To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander, till he find it stopping a bung-hole?
Horatio: 'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so.
Hamlet: No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: as thus: Alexander died, Alexander was buried, Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam, whereto he was converted, might they not stop a beer-barrel?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...ine:cask&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title

http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?bungho01.wav=bunghole

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bunghole

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunghole

just to clear things up on the bung and the hole

 

[Captain Ashton]

Dying in Parliment in London is punishable by Law

 

[Spitfire'd]

"Call me old fashioned, but I think Fire is magic. I'm scared of it."

 

[A Canadian Guy]

This is not a "fun" fact but just some random gibberish!

The robots steal our every thought!

 

[Rellik]

Your canadian paranoia has no place in here! lets keep it factual!
*hides from the evil canadian robots*

and i knew about "bung hole" way before dirty jobs even existed.

 

[sokO]

In West Virginia roadkill may be taken home for dinner.

 

[Rellik]

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, But Three Lefts Do.

 

[ManBearPig]

You extra skin on your elbo is called a Weenus

You beat me to it!!!!!

Since this is Random statements ill put in this:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[sokO]

Chuck Norris can hijack this thread.

 

[H! Vltg3]

80% of statistics are made up, half the time.

I couldn't find it so I threw it away.

 

[R3POMAN]

In West Virginia roadkill may be taken home for dinner.

In west Virginia 4 out of 10 meals are roadkill based...