It has been quite a while. I realize that committing to a weekly periodical, might have been a bit over-zealous. School, marching band, and my rock band, Big John Thunder and the Lightning Mountain Band. Got in the way. School isn't really the problem, but the other two bite into my time a little bit. So finally, I come to you with this issue.
Now, I don't really have any kind of topic here so I'm just gonna have to go on some individual rants and blurbs.
I think we should increase the funding to search for life on other planets. That way if and when we find life, I think WE should abduct THEIR animals and see how THEY like it. Then we can laugh at how their world laughs at the farmers of the animals we abducted, even though those farmers are completely right. Just no one ever gives credit to anyone.
The next April Fool's day, or even a hot summer day, I think we should have everyone in America get on Rhode Island and all jump at the same time. Thusly creating a monster wave that will travel across the Atlantic and splash Great Britain. Then we can laugh because if they try to splash us back, they'll just end up sinking their little island.
If a tree falls down in the forest and lands on a submarine full of the children of lumberjacks, will it be on the 6 o' clock news?
How many ?smidgens? in a ?bit??
By putting bread in a toaster you get toast. But does it have to be bread? Am I to assume that anything going into a toaster becomes toast? I know that anything that goes in a toaster will get toast-ed. But what would, say, a puppy in a toaster become?
Have you ever forgotten where you were? Then you realized you liked it better not knowing?
Something fun: Brew some coffee and walk around a major city and instead of putting money in the homeless' mugs, fill them with some hot coffee.
Unfortunately thats all I have tonight. Any suggestions again would be nice. I might start doing some current events or something.
Now, I don't really have any kind of topic here so I'm just gonna have to go on some individual rants and blurbs.
I think we should increase the funding to search for life on other planets. That way if and when we find life, I think WE should abduct THEIR animals and see how THEY like it. Then we can laugh at how their world laughs at the farmers of the animals we abducted, even though those farmers are completely right. Just no one ever gives credit to anyone.
The next April Fool's day, or even a hot summer day, I think we should have everyone in America get on Rhode Island and all jump at the same time. Thusly creating a monster wave that will travel across the Atlantic and splash Great Britain. Then we can laugh because if they try to splash us back, they'll just end up sinking their little island.
If a tree falls down in the forest and lands on a submarine full of the children of lumberjacks, will it be on the 6 o' clock news?
How many ?smidgens? in a ?bit??
By putting bread in a toaster you get toast. But does it have to be bread? Am I to assume that anything going into a toaster becomes toast? I know that anything that goes in a toaster will get toast-ed. But what would, say, a puppy in a toaster become?
Have you ever forgotten where you were? Then you realized you liked it better not knowing?
Something fun: Brew some coffee and walk around a major city and instead of putting money in the homeless' mugs, fill them with some hot coffee.
Unfortunately thats all I have tonight. Any suggestions again would be nice. I might start doing some current events or something.
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