Before and After Marriage

[midget31394]

This is a joke, dont take this the wrong way any married people.

Before Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don?t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I?m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!


For after marriage just read from the bottom up

 

[Foxhound]

Aaaahahaha, very clever!

 

[Darth]

Lol that is so funny! Jen and Satan are coming after you, you better run midget. I would ahhhh

 

[Harpr33t]

Wow lol that actually made me laugh.

 

[PieceMaker]

Ah that's funny. No offense, but I kept thinking of Fluffy and Dirty Deets while I read that. Lol.

 

[Nero]

That's awesome, lol.

 

[FiRESAUCE]

thats it im not ever gonna get married !!

QQ

 

[Volcom]

hhahahaha

that made my day

 

[Bas.B]

Ah that's funny. No offense, but I kept thinking of Fluffy and Dirty Deets while I read that. Lol.

LOL, same here That's really clever!

 

[Raziel44]

Clever,but very funny XD

 

[CroutonsofDeath{RD}]

Me and my wife whole heartadly disagree with this. But we lol'd

 

[Sloppie]

This is so funny because its true..............

 

[Badfish]

Bahahahahaha
Good one