Five Iron Frenzy rocked.
Current Tag
AutoDMC:
Short story long; back when I was younger and wanted to make a Pokemon website, well I wanted an email address that fit. Naturally, with all other crazes, all the screennames for Pokemon characters on Yahoo! were taken. I refused to accept a screenname with a number attached as I felt this implied lack of creativity on my part. In frustration, I thought of the longest proper name I could in the Pokemon World (
ImposterProfessorOak) and used it.
Naturally, nobody could remember the name. And it never fit on forms. And it was embarrassing to explain to people, as each word separately meant something, but put together it was inside information.
About my Junior year in high school, I decided I needed a new email address, and this coincided with my finding the Delorean Motor Company website (
http://delorean.com/). A fan of Deloreans, I decided to get an email address there. I wracked my brains for a fun address, and did Google searches on all the ones I thought up until I found one with no matches. AutoDMC was the first... Auto standing for "Automobile" and "DMC" standing for Delorean Motor Company.
As far as I can tell, my name is still unique despite my using it everywhere... except that some French guy uses it, and I think I have a Doppelganger in Singapore.
I've used AutoDMC since, but now I don't break it up. If people ask what it stands for, I say it's a word unto itself; it stands for me. And then I tell them the above story.
=[Ga]=:
A tag offered to editors on my game review site, Gamium.org. Ga is the "Periodic Table Name" for Gamium, the elemental form of Fun. At least that's what our marketing brainstorm session came up with. Any other Ga's you see around here are also editors. Chris and Duke1701 are founding partners.
I started adding this for one reason... people ask "What does Ga stand for?" and I get to make a free pitch for my website. It's reverse psycho-ology, you see. Since they asked the question, the answer sticks
AKA
Cygwyn: Requisite WoW character. Female WoW priest set up to test my theory that in-game people are nicer to female avatars, on average. Name is a pun on the CygWin UNIX system for Windows.
Cyrana Jones: Eve Online character. Extension of the Nice To Female Avatars experiment above. Name is a pun on Cyrano Jones from the Star Trek
The Trouble With Tribbles episode.
The Uhaul Guy: In marching band, I was the poor sap who kept volunteering to load and unload the band uhaul before and after events. My senior year I was given the band office of "Sargent At Arms," whatever the heck that means. I just started calling myself "The Uhaul Guy" and eventually that became my official name. Announcers loved reading our band officer charts at events. I used this for a year until I locked down upon AutoDMC.
Time Traveling Uhaul Truck: Older than "The Uhaul Guy" (you might think I'm obsessed with uhaul trucks...). Writing a comic parody of Back to the Future, my artist friend and I decided to make a time machine out of a Uhaul truck, better to bring back ancient artifiacts. Used this as a handle until I shortened it to "The Uhaul Guy" above.
Wildcat: My callsign from Wing Commander (the original PC one with the Tandy and EGA graphics options) and X-Wing (the original PC one, not these newfangled Rogue Squadron products)
SMB: You remember arcade machines? This was my "screenname" back then. In fact, I still hold the hangtime record at the local arcade due to a glitch in the game that lodged me in the "jumping" state right after a checkpoint, making for a 79 second snowboard hangtime. I got angry at the glitch and walked away, only to be alerted to the "high score." In my haste, I glitched two letters: SNA. That's where it stands, and I swear I'm not making that up.
NOTE ON THE NAME AUTODMC.
The way to say "AutoDMC" is to say "Auto. D. M. C." While it's a "word" now, it still retains the essence of the acronym of yore.
However, I'll also respond to "Auto" or "D. M. C."
Don't attempt to say the name as one word. Not only will I not recognize "Autodemk," but you will need to gargle with salt water to soothe your aching voicebox.
The most creative way to say my name belongs to djsatanswife: "Automatic D. M. C."