Movie Quotes!

[Sexy Beast]

Post you favorite movie quotes!

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalypse Now

 

[PotatoCannon]

"I love sassy fat chicks" - Larry the health inspector

 

[Ballzac]

"What IS this......? A CENTER FOR ANTS?.... The center should be atleast..... THREE TIMES bigger than this......" -Zoolander

 

[5m0k3]

Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

Superbad

 

[BioHazardd]

Guys!, GUYSSSS! I found my nuts! <- Hammy; Over the Hedge.

 

[Sexy Beast]

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Trainspotting


Warning: Explicit Language
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx-iQifANlw[/ame]

 

[PeterGriffin]

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!- Austin powers

 

[PeterGriffin]

Trish: Do you have protection?
Andy:I dont believe in guns - 40 year old virgin

 

[Frank Booth]

Forget it Jake, it's China town.

Chinatown

Ingeding.

Persona

Kubrick has like a million memorable quotes. Kubrick is the king of movie quotes.

 

[Foxhound]

Bill: I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. -Kill Bill

 

[.7g]

"Freaking Idiot" - Napoleon Dynamite

 

[Carmine]

My Mama always said, Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.

 

[Sexy Beast]

Kubrick has like a million memorable quotes. Kubrick is the king of movie quotes.

"Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time." - Full Metal Jacket

"I was cured, all right!" - A Clockwork Orange

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye." - 2001: A Space Odyssey

"Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd." - The Shining

"It isn't fair. I never had anybody but you. Not a real husband. Not even a man. Just a bad joke without a punch line." - The Killing

"Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race and this is one such occasion." - Paths of Glory

"****" - Eyes Wide Shut

"I'm Spartacus!" - Spartacus

So many more...

 

[Mustachio]

Hmm, im gonna have to give this some thought before I post some good ones in here...

I also had an idea a bit ago that we could make a quote game like the movie screenshot game, but i think it would be too easy to google it

not a single person quote, but one from one of my favorite movies

DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.

 

[Sexy Beast]

I am Jack's smirking revenge. - Fight Club

 

[featherfoot07]

"how tall are you"
"5-8 sir!"
"i didn't know they could stack s**t that high."

_full metal jacket

 

[CroutonsofDeath{RD}]

"Exterminate all rational thought." - William Lee (Naked Lunch)

That is probably my lifes mantra. That's my favourite 'small' quote. I really want to quote the speech from 'The Great Dictator' though. What an epic speech it is. Proof that Charlie was every bit as brilliant a "politician" as he was a comedian.
Here you go:

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And if you haven't seen the rest of the movie, its worthy of the word 'Classic.' It's a great political statement as well as one of the funniest movies I've seen.

 

[Sexy Beast]

The speech, my favorite part is when he is dancing with the globe.

 

[BioHazardd]

"Don't be a dick, Dick" - XXX (as in, the one with Vin Diesel, not a porn-o)


(Sorry if thats ruled as inappropriate language)

 

[SweetKinG]

"WE ARE BROTHERS! Hes chinese and i am Blackinese!" - Rush Hour 2