Any good "clean" Halloween jokes?

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The Coffin
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...

...and...of...course,

...the coffin stops!

*got this one from break.com*
 
Ok a horse walks in to a bar and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" In reply the horse stabs him to death.
 
This Balzac walks into a bar on Haloween and orders 30 shots because his TF2 doesn't work and he cant connect to any servers or figure it out so theres basically no point in living :)
 
Balzac said:
This Balzac walks into a bar on Haloween and orders 30 shots because his TF2 doesn't work and he cant connect to any servers or figure it out so theres basically no point in living :)
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Why does your joke make my cry on the inside.
 
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